...first bat goes to the female bat: if you sleep with me ill show you a way out of here...so she does...when she wakes up the next day she finds that the first bat is missing...
second bat goes to the female and tells her: ill tell you where th e first bat went if you sleep with me...she thinks why not and sleeps with him and the next day he is missing also...
the last bat goes to the female and says only you and me left in here but if you sleep with me ill tell you how everyone left this cave before we die with lack of food! so she agrees and then sleeps with him until she wakes up and finds out that she is alone in the cave....
HOW LADIES DID THE MALE BATS LEAVE THE CAVE?
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ANSWER:
IF YOU SLEEP WITH ME ILL TELL YOU!
2007-05-09 02:03:27 · 8 answers · asked by tae Kim 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha. good one.. man.... you give me the good pickups AFTER I'm married! lol..
I'll still have to try this on my husband tonight..
-star for you!
2007-05-09 02:09:13 · answer #1 · answered by steensagenious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 09:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIRST tell me THEN I will surely sleep with you!
Take a star, great one! :-b
Wish your luck stays with you longer that of the three bats!
2007-05-09 09:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by abcdefg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i know where they ended up, but if i sleep with you i will have to kill you, and send you to join the bats.
2007-05-09 09:12:46 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey mouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz first i was like huh? but hehe now i get it
tryin do what the bats did to the female one lol hehe lovin it
2007-05-09 09:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Let me know if it worked for you as well as it did for the bats. LOL
:o)
2007-05-09 09:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats funny!
2007-05-09 09:10:07 · answer #7 · answered by firegirl90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, right.........like I believe that! LOL. LOL.
Good one! LOL.
2007-05-11 22:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋