A blonde goes riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
2007-05-09 02:03:04 · 7 answers · asked by Ashley M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 02:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 of 10. It's an oldie but a goodie.
2016-05-18 23:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by hallie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a Goodie. LOL.
2007-05-11 15:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one, very good one
2007-05-09 02:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by SimpleJane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ashy u nutter!!! xx
2007-05-09 02:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is wonderful...
2007-05-09 02:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by firegirl90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is very funny. thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-09 02:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋