I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle?
2007-05-09 02:03:36 · 10 answers · asked by Iris 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No I cant
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2007-05-12 19:20:25 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 good answers god or time
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 09:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have no idea! i guess im pretty stupid
i heard its pressure, think harvard students would get it faster than kindergardeners
2007-05-09 11:57:24 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I guess the riddle - no, I can't.
2007-05-09 09:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this joke yesterday - but i won't spoil the fun - I'll keep quiet...ok?
2007-05-09 09:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer is "No"
if you're going to ask kindergarten students they will just answer you no.....
2007-05-10 06:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by James 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gost
2007-05-09 09:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Bellarose 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure? What's the answer??
2007-05-09 09:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by firegirl90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I can't.
2007-05-09 09:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by M3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.... is it pressure?
2007-05-09 09:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋