First one to guess my first name gets 10 points!!!! Clue it is a very spiritual and holy name assosicted with Holy Mary!! Remember Im Irish!!!!!!!
2007-05-09 02:02:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 02:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is it Magdalene or Madeleine? That's all I can think of...or possibly Mary?
My name is Erin but I'm not Irish, does that get me points anyways? :P
2007-05-09 03:15:19 · answer #2 · answered by M3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maria, Mariam, Madeleine, Melinda, Mary
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2007-05-13 00:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say Mary Magdalene!! I dont know who the hell is she anyway....
2007-05-09 03:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maria, Madeliene, Melinda, Mary? please tell us! =)
2007-05-09 08:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by ¤Elva¤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋