Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office.
"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.
"Who is this?''
2007-05-09 02:07:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually laughed out loud with that one..thanks!
2007-05-09 04:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by k9mpgsd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 09:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sssssssssssoooooooooooo Bill like
2007-05-09 09:40:21 · answer #3 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha haha its really good- sounds something like bill clinton would do/say
2007-05-09 09:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Abhilasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋