"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
2007-05-09 02:09:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 02:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I like that, that's funny. I never thought about putting it in firewood....hmm.....lol
2007-05-09 02:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by yvkujhbkuyb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Boo Kawkee is the only one suking balls and smoking weed. go gators
2007-05-09 02:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by tema 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! I'm from a small hick town,, and I could SOOOOO see someone REALLY doing something like this...
Def. giving a star for this!
2007-05-09 02:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by steensagenious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk
2007-05-09 02:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one way to get it done! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-11 15:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, u r THE best allrite
2007-05-09 02:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny I like it =)
2007-05-09 02:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o wow .. that was really mest up ..But funny..lol
2007-05-09 02:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by Dez DrOp DeAd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what we should do with our unchopped firewood!! Thanks for the tip!
2007-05-09 03:12:24 · answer #10 · answered by kindofkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋