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2007-05-09 02:09:47 · 22 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

my fortune cookie said"rock on"

2007-05-09 02:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by Abhilasha 2 · 1 0

I once got a fortune cookie that said

"You look beautiful"

2007-05-09 02:16:24 · answer #2 · answered by Huh? 4 · 0 0

I haven't had a fortune cookie today. But when I was in college there was a Chinese Restaurant near campus called Mr. Ho's (which is funny now, but back then we didn't know what a "ho" was) and it was the main place for Sunday night dining on a budget.
Anyway, a fun thing to do is to add the phrase "in bed." to whatever your fortune cooke says.
"You will have a prosperous future....in bed."
"Someone is thinking of you...in bed."

As an addendum to the fortunes already posted here:
"Thank you for your patronage...in bed."
"Don't move...in bed."
"Prepare to have fun...in bed."
"Good luck trying to digest...in bed."

2007-05-09 02:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."


Actually, that was in a fortune cookie I got several years ago. Kind of scared me, lol

2007-05-09 09:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It means that you are dwelling on the negatives of life in general rather than the positives. There are positive things in your life which you could enjoy, yet you are oblivious to them because your mind is fixated on something else which is bothering you. You are striving for something more, yet you do not need to do so, because everything you need you already have. Your journey to find something more and your tendency to feel it is just not enough causes you uneccesary pain. You just need to stop searching and learn to be happy with it.

2016-05-18 23:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

"You will buy another fortune cookie, for one is not enough"

2007-05-09 02:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i usually like a bag ever time i finish it lols but im not sure didnt eat one for a while

2007-05-09 02:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by Janet 3 · 0 0

Go back to bed.

2007-05-09 02:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

mine said someone was going to ask me a really wierd question and what do you no , it came true

2007-05-09 02:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Prepare to have fun.

2007-05-09 02:13:42 · answer #10 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 1 0

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