2007-05-09 02:11:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the queen elezabith is a ship it floats in the ocean
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 02:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELLOOOOOOOOOO its a ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW- dont giv that mobile moron 10 points ,he's givin the same answer 4 all questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-09 09:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because everyone is kissing her butt, LMAO
2007-05-09 09:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by BuLlY LoVeR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋