All categories - 3 May 2007

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and
she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand
and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''? The man
replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice
try.'' The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her
lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you
think I am?'' The man replies, ''You're 37, right?'' The lady
says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.'' After lunch, she gets on
the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He
replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my
hand down her panties.'' So, quietly and quickly, she lets him
do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!'' The
lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?'' The old man
replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''


;) Jen x

2007-05-03 08:42:14 · 44 answers · asked by Jens 5 in Jokes & Riddles

and i'm really curious about it.. I hear it all the time.. It is a very girly song and it at the end of a sentence it goe "caarry ... "" long since my day" it has kind of the same tune as they fray how to save a life... please help me...

2007-05-03 08:42:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What do you think of the band.. Red Hot Chili Peppers? I think they're my favorite band along with Nirvana.. I love them!!

2007-05-03 08:41:48 · 8 answers · asked by pri 2 in Music

The little girl just comes into my house and destroys stuff. she sleeps over on school nights, and eats all the food in the house! She talks back to my husband and I and picks on my son Preston. She teaches my daughter bad stuff, and pulls the dogs' tails. What in the heck do I do to get this little brat to stay out of my home? My house isn't even a home anymore, it's a pig pen because of this little brat. She stole from me yesterday, and then cried because I wouldn't buy her something at the store. I tried calling the mom and discussing matters with her and it hasn't improved. I tried being sivilized, and now I'm bursting with anger. Her mother even had the right to yell at me for telling my daughter to stay away from her kid. If I lock the doors, the kid yells at my door step 'till I let her in! She's like a stray dog or something. I'm six months pregnate and it's tirefull to chase my own kids, let alone a extra one. Oh, and I told my son that if he belived in santa there was one.

2007-05-03 08:41:32 · 13 answers · asked by aliciatyler 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

if so, who is your favorite character?

2007-05-03 08:41:32 · 10 answers · asked by sushi 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 08:40:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I'll be moving to Oakland California from Phoenix Arizona and I was wondering if there is such a thing as temporary auto insurance. My vehicle is not currently insured, but I can get a temporary registration from AZ DMV. That would allow me to drive my car for my move. I will be pulling a small utility trailer. I don't want to get a full 6 month insurance policy because as soon as I get to Oakland, I won't be driving the car at all. Are there any insurance companies that offer a really short policy (2 days, or maybe a week) ? I only need insurance for those two days, and so that I can get temporary registration from the DMV. Does anyone know if such a thing exists, and if so what company?

2007-05-03 08:40:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

I have ebay as my home page and would like to change it to My Yahoo page.

2007-05-03 08:40:47 · 5 answers · asked by Mark B 1 in Internet

WIERD QUERSTION WHAT U THINK?

2007-05-03 08:40:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The little girl just comes into my house and destros stuff. she sleeps over on school nights, and eats all the food in the house! She talks back to my husband and I and picks on my son Preston. She teaches my daughter bad stuff, and pulls the dogs' tails. What in the heck do I do to get this little brat to stay out of my home? My house isn't even a home anymore, it's a pig pen because of this little brat. She stole from me yesterday, and then cried because I wouldn't buy her something at the store. I tried calling the mom and discussing matters with her and it hasn't improved. I tried being sivilized, and now I'm bursting with anger. Her mother even had the right to yell at me for telling my daughter to stay away from her kid. If I lock the doors, the kid yells at my door step 'till I let her in! She's like a stray dog or something. I'm six months pregnate and it's tirefull to chase my own kids, let alone a extra one. Oh, and I told my son that if he belived in santa there was one.

2007-05-03 08:40:40 · 15 answers · asked by aliciatyler 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-05-03 08:40:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 08:40:32 · 4 answers · asked by whatuknowaboutthat3 3 in Environment

If I sign a Joint Venture with a Major Record Label...Let's say I'm the CEO of my own Label and I have my own Artists
then I sign a Joint Venture With A Major Record Label how much money would I get in advance (front Money)

2007-05-03 08:40:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

If the password to get into a garage is four numbers long, and you can only use the numbers one through nine, how many different passwords would there be?
3024
6561
36
4

2007-05-03 08:40:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Please help, I need 5 fact on why global warming may be true. and don't start complaining on how you think global warming isn't true. Please, all i need are some facts, or a good website because i can't really seem to find a good one. (don't say wikipedia, i went there, way to much info)

2007-05-03 08:40:21 · 11 answers · asked by Kyle 4 in Earth Sciences & Geology

Have a slight thing for Brandon Flowers, or is it just me?

2007-05-03 08:40:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And why are you chasing it?

2007-05-03 08:40:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An example is that where I could previously fit 8 icons I can now only fit 3 icons in the same space. How do I get the 8 icon space back

2007-05-03 08:40:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Monitors

2007-05-03 08:40:03 · 12 answers · asked by . 1 in Polls & Surveys

x^3 - 5x^2 + x=______

2007-05-03 08:39:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

my cousin and I are having an argument about which car is faster............A mustang GT or an Nissan Altima 2007 which one is faster???thanx

2007-05-03 08:39:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

Everything they're about to have will be cheapened.

2007-05-03 08:39:33 · 6 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

friday morning

2007-05-03 08:39:24 · 2 answers · asked by john s 1 in New York City

If you lived in a poverty stricken area, where there are no jobs, no food, your family is hungry, the cubbards are empty, Your childrens feet are barefooted, their clothes are worn out, the government over you could not care about your plight, there are no government services and there are only 2 choices.
You either starve and watch your children starve as well.
OR
You can feed your family by illegaly entering into another country and working, taking a small part of the abundance that others have?
I am only looking for the answers that answer my question. Don't give me a long rundown about the law. Because if a law were made that would make it illegal for you to eat. You would break that law.
Just answer the immediate question.

2007-05-03 08:39:17 · 11 answers · asked by Strong but fair 4 in Immigration

2007-05-03 08:39:10 · 6 answers · asked by curious 72 1 in Military

I know a guy that I have been friends with for a while and we have been out several times and enjoy each others company. He wants me to go to a strip club with him this weekend, I am not sure I want to go because of the nudity thing. I want to spend more time with him but I don't know if I should go. What should I expect? How am I supposed to feel comfortable with a bunch of beautiful, naked women running around and possibly grinding on his lap???

2007-05-03 08:39:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

please add source of answer

2007-05-03 08:39:00 · 4 answers · asked by Sigifredo 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

IM INDIAN AND JAMICIAN and dont know how to contact my family

2007-05-03 08:38:56 · 3 answers · asked by shortycashcrazy25 1 in Genealogy

When studying probability, a method used for counting the number of possible outcomes is a
tree diagram
dependent event
relative frequency
simulation

2007-05-03 08:38:49 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-05-03 08:38:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics