A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and
she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand
and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''? The man
replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice
try.'' The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her
lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you
think I am?'' The man replies, ''You're 37, right?'' The lady
says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.'' After lunch, she gets on
the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He
replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my
hand down her panties.'' So, quietly and quickly, she lets him
do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!'' The
lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?'' The old man
replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''
;) Jen x
2007-05-03 08:42:14 · 44 answers · asked by Jens 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fair play. That deserves a star. And here you go!
2007-05-03 09:57:12 · answer #1 · answered by hurler14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-05-03 08:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-05-03 08:46:13 · answer #3 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-03 08:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by atuor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke...
I'll try my luck at the Mc Donald's next time.
2007-05-03 09:03:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW. thats really disturbing, but funny. LOL! =P
2007-05-03 08:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by ¤Elva¤ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old goat lol
2007-05-03 09:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by blondambition242 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky old man she is 38 years younger then he is. that was good i liked it.
2007-05-03 08:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by fingerrrtips04 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeewwww! but funny.
2007-05-03 08:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by freebird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a very cool question!
2007-05-03 08:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by Hello! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋