All categories - 3 May 2007

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private con cert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York."

2007-05-03 08:34:37 · 21 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Politics

does anyone know if the heater box and core have to be changed on the sm. blk. to install a 454 big blk

2007-05-03 08:34:30 · 4 answers · asked by boobs cost 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I got the number for a business I was going to launch but the plans fell thru. I never used the number at all. How do I close it out?? Thanks

2007-05-03 08:34:20 · 5 answers · asked by rafastella 2 in United States

Besides the usual beans and rice and enchiliadas. Any input would be helpful.

2007-05-03 08:34:19 · 11 answers · asked by Me 2 in Ethnic Cuisine

I need to get slim for the beach this summer. I'm going with this reallly cute guy and i dont want to look fat. I'm not fat, i just have areas that need work. I need a program, foods, or routine to tighten my butt, upper thighs, and abs. I need to look better in a little over a month. PLEASE ANSWER!!

2007-05-03 08:33:50 · 14 answers · asked by Dramatic Diva 2 in Diet & Fitness

I did! yay!!!!! lol ;)

2007-05-03 08:33:44 · 22 answers · asked by VOID 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 08:33:40 · 8 answers · asked by Shanty J 4 in Immigration

travia general

2007-05-03 08:33:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in London

i have like 6 and i think there awesome, what do you think?

2007-05-03 08:33:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

2007-05-03 08:33:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

i was watching Tyra yesterday which was May 2nd 2007 and this guys and his wife are nazi's. They are teaching their children to hate everyone who's not german and called jews the seed of the devil. They even said all black people should go back to Africa!

2007-05-03 08:32:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-05-03 08:32:46 · 66 answers · asked by Jason The Great 6 in Polls & Surveys

my son is getting his first tooth he is only 3 months i give him baby orajel but it doesnt seem to sooth it that much do yo uknow anything else that can help

2007-05-03 08:32:45 · 16 answers · asked by Alisshia 1 in Newborn & Baby

2007-05-03 08:32:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

what does you mom and a brick have in comon ..............they both get laid by meckans ha ha ha ha ha

take the f out of fun and the f out of way ............................
their is no f n way ha ha ha

rate 1-20

2007-05-03 08:32:38 · 4 answers · asked by b*a*b*b*y***g*i*r**** 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Why does she keep on emailing my mom?
I broke up with my ex-girlfriend of 5 years about 6 months ago. Immediately, she "reconnected" with an old friend and they were married 3 months later. So she is now married 3 months. it was a bad breakup, lot of emotions, crying, etc. I am still in love with this woman and sadly she never gave us a chance to work this work and realize that "you dont know what you have until its gone." I feel sick that I have lost her, it is too hard to describe the pain.

However, since then she has been constantly emailed my mom, she SAYS that she is happy, but that she suffers for me, as she knows I am upset. She said she cries as well for me, bcs. she feels bad that I am sad. Also said "you cannot understand how bad I feel for all of this." Actually, she even writes, trying to justify why she married this other guy, "why did he do this to me."
Why does she email SOOOOO much? Is it just guilt? Does she miss me? Should I do anything? I love herLadies help!!

2007-05-03 08:32:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Find the mode of this set of data: 3, 3, 5, 3, 3, 7, 300, 5, 3, 3?
300

3

33.5

5

2007-05-03 08:32:25 · 7 answers · asked by miles k 1 in Mathematics

BMI 32 which is currently very high so my GP prescribed Reductil as a way to lower my BMI. First day my mouth was very very dry and experienced a tingling sensation over my skin all day (like flushes) but I slept through the night with no problems. Can anyone tell me whether they had much success on this drug and whether the dry mouth eventually stops?

2007-05-03 08:32:04 · 1 answers · asked by woovan 1 in Diet & Fitness

The lights went out, and all the computers turned off at the lab here at school...I was doing a research and I didnt have it saved....is their a way to get it back? I know their was a way....but maybe not? anyone know...I was doing it on Microsoft word!!

2007-05-03 08:32:02 · 3 answers · asked by Ramiro S 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-05-03 08:31:48 · 67 answers · asked by VOID 3 in Polls & Surveys

Why does it seem the only Christian music on the radio is on one or two stations and of those two stations they never play Christian Hip-Hop? I have heard some really good Hip-Hop like on TV for a brief minute and it sounds like something I want to be more familiar with but if it's not on mainstream radio, How might people get to know this music?

Maybe we could start our own Christian Hip-Hop stations. Anyone out there that's savvy like that? Can we mainstream decent music like we do with country or rap or rock?

2007-05-03 08:31:44 · 6 answers · asked by kwazeeme 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Here are some of mine:
Goo Goo Dolls
Hoobastank
My Chemical Romance
Saosin
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Sevendust
Vertical Horizon
Dishwalla
Spitalfield
Additionally, here are some of the names I think are really cool (including the above)
Underoath
Switchfoot
Hawk Nelson
Edgewater
Senses Fail
Silverstein
What are some of yours? Just names, you don't have to actually like the band. =)

2007-05-03 08:31:26 · 19 answers · asked by Weirdie 5 in Music

or faster?

heres some more q's:
do xray's go through the earths atmosphere?
if the suns mass were to triple, how would ur weight on earth be affected?

2007-05-03 08:31:22 · 8 answers · asked by myspace.com/s 1 in Astronomy & Space

yes this is my real hair.

2007-05-03 08:31:21 · 13 answers · asked by ROCKETMAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

I got a mail staing that I won MSN/AOL. SOme lines froms the mail, "The prestigious Micrsoft and Aol has set out and sucessfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the year 2007 anniversary we rolled out over £5,000.000.00 (Five million Great Britain Pounds) for our year Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers. If you ignore this, you will regret it later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test." I contacted the person concrned (agent-mentioned in the mail). Then he sent me a mail that I have to bare the delivery charges around 1000 pounds. I need your help to know whether is it fact or something to grab money only.

2007-05-03 08:31:13 · 6 answers · asked by gannaravi 1 in Internet

2007-05-03 08:31:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I'm very much in need of something for quicker hair growth.

2007-05-03 08:30:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

1.Which of the following is not true for all real numbers a, b, and c?
A.If a > b, then b < a.
B.If a > b, then a - c > b - c.
C.If a < b, then ac < bc.
D.If a > b and b < c, then a < c.

2. Specify the union of the given sets.
{-1, 0, 1}
{0, 1, 2, 3}

A.{-1, 0, 2, 3}
B.{-1, 0, 1, 2, 3}
C.{0, 1}
D.{-1, 0, 1, 2}

2007-05-03 08:30:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-05-03 08:30:38 · 4 answers · asked by cutiepieee♥ 1 in History