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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private con cert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York."

2007-05-03 08:34:37 · 21 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Politics & Government Politics

you most certainly have permission!!!

2007-05-03 08:43:17 · update #1

21 answers

Do I have permission to use that??? That was hilarious!
Thanks.............

How about: What are the 3 biigest lies in America?????

1. The checks in the mail.
2. It's only a cold sore.
3. I'm from the Government and I'm here to HELP YOU.....

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk...........

2007-05-03 08:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ken C 6 · 3 4

Anyone who doesn't find that funny has a wasted soul.

Ronald Reagan was a master jokester. He loved poking innocent fun at his Vice President, George H. Bush, who he found to be a little bit too straight-laced. Every Wednesday afternoon, the two used to have a Tex-Mex lunch at the White House. Here is the exchange as I remember it:

RR: George, did you know that condoms are one of the United States' biggest exports?

GB: No sir. I did not know that.

RR: And did you know George, that the words, "Proudly Made In The United States of America" is stamped on every condom we export?

GB: No, Mr. President. I was not aware of that either.

RR: Well George, you have to unroll them all the way to read that !

2007-05-03 15:57:04 · answer #2 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 3 1

To be funny, a joke has to be clever. It was insulting to be sure, but not particularly witty. So you got your point across without actually being funny on a level higher than that of your average second grader.

If that's what you were going for, it was great. Otherwise, it didn't offend me at all, but it wasn't particularly amusing. It was a lot of work to get to something you could have said in five words.

2007-05-03 15:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by Bush Invented the Google 6 · 1 3

That is funny and I like Hillary.

2007-05-03 17:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by cynical 6 · 1 0

i LOVE this one!!!! im sending it to all my friends. i've noticed that its only Republicans that can take a joke. Libs have zero sense of humor

2007-05-03 16:25:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love a good joke.Jokes supercede politics in my book.Do you have anymore?

2007-05-03 16:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by Whiner 4 · 1 0

I love letricks perspective. NOW his answer is hiarious with a bit of truth thrown in maybe?

2007-05-03 15:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by Me 7 · 3 2

Good one

2007-05-03 15:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by comon sence 2 · 3 1

No, she's not a sentaor in NY, she's the president's racist mother - you got it all wrong. That's why he is retarded.

2007-05-03 16:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

It is funny!

Are you sure that she wasn't riding a donkey?

2007-05-03 15:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Beef Stroganoff 6 · 2 1

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