All categories - 1 May 2007

When you think about it, TP isn't very sanitary. Would you use a dry paper towel or one soaked in disinfectant to clean a turd off the kitchen floor? Think about it!

2007-05-01 21:47:06 · 16 answers · asked by phuggle 1 in Etiquette

2007-05-01 21:46:52 · 4 answers · asked by Jepoy131 1 in Nissan

Please give me suggestions. I dunno which book to read. Thanks:)

2007-05-01 21:45:53 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

for granted!!

2007-05-01 21:45:39 · 19 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 21:45:31 · 14 answers · asked by laxman khusu 1 in Mental Health

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is
'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your
thinking."

2007-05-01 21:45:16 · 75 answers · asked by vijay m Indian Lawyer 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it ok to continue using a regular household 50 watt bulb in my 75 watt fixture, i konw it does not contain uva or uvb lighting but it does pretty much produce heat for him ! he seems to like it just as much as his old 50 watt heat lamp (until it blew) ....

2007-05-01 21:45:12 · 5 answers · asked by Jake C 1 in Reptiles

my brother subwoofer worked for about 20 minute sbumping hard and it shutoff we changed the rem wire n now the speaker sounds blown but i dont c how could it be possible?

2007-05-01 21:45:09 · 6 answers · asked by stars are bright 1 in Car Audio

As part of an Interfaith community project, A right wing Christian priest, a rabbi, and a Pagan priestess decided that in order to improve relations in the community, they will go on a fishing trip together on a local pond.


They're out in the boat, and the Pagan priestess excuses herself to go to the
bathroom back on the shore. She gets out, walks across the water back to shore, and then walks back across the water to the boat.

The Christian priest looks in amazement, crosses himself, and they
continue fishing. It comes on about noon time, and the rabbi realizes they
left their lunches back on shore. So he gets up, walks across the water to
the shore, retrieves the lunches, and walks back across the water to the boat.

The Christian priest, now completely amazed, and a little bit
righteous, thinks, "not to be outdone by two heathens, I can do that
too!!" So he gets up, excuses himself to go to the bathroom, takes a step out of the boat, and promptly sinks to

2007-05-01 21:44:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i'm confused with all the religions out there? i have a friend who is a mormon and recently i was in the front garden when two sisters came around talking to me about there religion and how i should choose to follow there because it was"the truth" one of the main things i find is that they say that you must not drink alcohol but didn't jesus drink wine and tell people it was his blood? i'm really not sure what religion to believe in because there are so many beliefs and ideas out there but not a great deal of hard evidence?

2007-05-01 21:44:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-01 21:43:36 · 16 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Religion & Spirituality

They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder of the first scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed to be the actual "first page" of the Bible. When deciphered, it read:

"Copyright (c) 300 B.C. God. All Rights Reserved First Scrawling: First-Sunrise-After-Stonehenge-Keystone- Is-Shadowed, 300 B.C.

All beings, places and events depicted in this work are fictional, and any resemblance to actual beings, places and events past, present or future is purely coincidental.

WARNING: Some of the actions performed in this work are dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals familiar with the action in question.

NOTE: Those tiny points of light in the sky when it gets dark are called 'stars'. Some of them do blow up on occasion. In no way should this be construed as a sign that there is, beneath such an explosion, any form of saviour. Should such a misconstrual happen, the author will not be held responsible for the avalanche of arrogance

2007-05-01 21:43:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

capital,and he doent even wants to take loan,and even he is fedup of working for others,he only wants do his own business and he needs money for that,and he doesnt wants to ask from any one.and he has no interest in working for others coz he has already wasted half of his life in jobs,this question is serious no joke.

2007-05-01 21:43:04 · 7 answers · asked by isham h 1 in Careers & Employment

I know this is a lot but I'e got three problems I can't figure out and it would be great if someone could help me!

1. 10, 000 chocopops are eaten every minute. How many will be eaten in the year 2001? (Give your answer in scientific notation)

2. Solve algebraically the equation tan40=2sinx+1 (I don't know how to do it with tan AND sin in there)

3. The electrical resistance, R of copper wire varies directly as its length, L metres, and inversely as the square of its diameter, d millimetres.
Two lengths of copper wire, A and B have the same resistance.
Wire A has a diameter of 2 millimetres and a length of 3 metres.
Wire B has a diameter of 3 millimetres.
What is the length of wire B?

2007-05-01 21:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by Joelle 1 in Mathematics

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic crone says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

Finally she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, sexy, antler wearing, body building Pagan. When he walks into a room, women say, 'Oh my God.'"

2007-05-01 21:42:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i want to know details about aircraft...

2007-05-01 21:41:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

I Like My Chemical Romance

2007-05-01 21:41:24 · 23 answers · asked by Me! 2 in Polls & Surveys

my daughter is 14 months, she's got seven teeth now. and the eighth is on the way. but i found out yesterday it is not in the right place. i am now worried. I haven't register her with a dentist. how to find a NHS dentist? is it totally free for children? pls give me some advice. thank you.

2007-05-01 21:41:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

I would like to know like the what sort of ram I could expect to get, processor, graphics card, hardrive etc, the usual stuff. The PC is to be built mainly for gaming so if anyone has suggestions as to what Kind of stuff I could be getting that would be great, its just a tower as well I want.

Thanks

2007-05-01 21:41:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

I'm planning to move to another state, but I don't know how I can have a job at the same time cause I don't know how they works. I mean i should go there, and find a job afterward or i have to find a job first before i move to Arizona...help me please!!!

2007-05-01 21:41:13 · 2 answers · asked by Jess 2 in Careers & Employment

It appears i have a lead missing as none of the radio stations save?

2007-05-01 21:40:49 · 4 answers · asked by Russell 2 in Car Audio

in atlanta?

2007-05-01 21:40:05 · 3 answers · asked by science rules! 3 in STDs

I have a clivea that hasn't flowered for years - It's over 20 years old. It's been re-potted and given fertiliser, but still remains green, how do I encourage it to bloom?

2007-05-01 21:39:54 · 1 answers · asked by therealrichie 2 in Other - Home & Garden

A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to Pagan parents


Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas,

I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight-A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address.

Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her Art Class is in an hour and to please refrain from drawing until then.

And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawling little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of "Ring Around the Rosey"! By the way, what does the term "skyclad" mean?

Aradia has no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outside during recess with her friends sitting

2007-05-01 21:39:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 21:39:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

2007-05-01 21:39:10 · 2 answers · asked by kljhewaq 2 in Current Events

If so can they tax it effectivel and perhaps turn some drug lords into businessmen or do they need to get rid of the drug lords also?

2007-05-01 21:38:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

well, do anyone know what it is ? he he he.... u guys know that certain things shouldnt be said to ppl ,, right ? thats the reason why all the major religions have it in codecs, such as goddess and other stuffs in religion,, im just wondering whether others have got the code`s ? anyone broken the code of brahma , vishnu and shiva too ? the holy trinity ? I will keep in touch with you if we both have the same code`s

2007-05-01 21:37:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality