All categories - 1 May 2007

A little girl goes to the barber with her daddy. She stands by his chair while he is getting his hair cut. Her daddy says "You are going to get hair on your Twinkie." The little girl replies, "I know, and I am going to get Boobs too!"

2007-05-01 21:21:32 · 7 answers · asked by PEGGY S 7 in Jokes & Riddles

silver fox

2007-05-01 21:21:19 · 5 answers · asked by aidanj 3 in Words & Wordplay

2007-05-01 21:20:57 · 8 answers · asked by jeff_reese_is 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

Already growing a lemon tree...So I would choose a Christmas tree then in years to come I get to put lights on it and make it's branches smile!

2007-05-01 21:20:35 · 23 answers · asked by The Cat 2 in Other - Home & Garden

cause I'm 19, gonna be 20 next year, January, never have had one, still a virgin, all i've done is kiss. Sometimes I think it's pointless to have a girlfriend now since I didn't have one eariler & now i'm almost gonna be in my 2nd year in college, I hate it when people say that there is a special someone out there for everyone & they say it's never too late to have a boyfriend/girlfriend, cause I think that is one of the biggest bullshit I have ever heard, not everyone is capable of having a bf/gf. I just wish I could shoot myself so I won't have this pain anymore

2007-05-01 21:20:25 · 19 answers · asked by introvertedguy06 6 in Singles & Dating

I am excited about our upcoming first trip to Vegas. I am wondering what I should prebook before we arrive. Or what we should wait to book when we get there. Which will get us the best price/seats, etc
We are looking to do:
Cirque show - probably Ka or Love
Helicopter flight to Grand Canyon
Wax Museum
Eiffel Tower
Speed at Sahara (and the virtual driving thingy)
A comedy show (Harrahs is supposed to be good?!)

thanks.

2007-05-01 21:20:11 · 4 answers · asked by lalala_mimimi 2 in Las Vegas

stand out there awaiting a Nobel Prize before I break the bad news to him?

2007-05-01 21:19:18 · 12 answers · asked by ☮ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ☮ 6 in Polls & Surveys

None of the major Party leaders listen to what the different Iraqi groups think or what our Generals think. Harry Reid makes statements like "We already lost the war". that is just as the Republicans making it look like the war would be easy. I think the Political divisions over this war have gotten out of hand and at the cost of our troops and the Iraqi people. They need to stop the finger pointing and find a way to bring real lasting peace and not "bail out" as the Dems want or "escalate the fighting" as the Republicans want. The only guys who seem to want to talk about something else are Brownback and Biden.

2007-05-01 21:19:15 · 10 answers · asked by DANIEL P R 2 in Politics

I am fat? I weigh 121lbs and I'm 5'5".

2007-05-01 21:19:11 · 17 answers · asked by the geeko 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-01 21:19:07 · 20 answers · asked by gemini'stwin 2 in Polls & Surveys

I read a artcile in LA times it said Al Qaeda is the new home for terrorism and the spreading of it.

2007-05-01 21:18:26 · 5 answers · asked by Ian Bach 2 in Military

I would think it would be pretty simple... like if i told the doctor i have panick attacks. What other reasons are people prescribed xanex? Now the only thing I actually have trouble with is sleeping at night. I have to stay up almost a full 24 hours before I can go to sleep sometimes... Is there any way I could get ambian to help me sleep? :]

2007-05-01 21:18:26 · 4 answers · asked by sugar_baby35712 1 in Other - General Health Care

he was thinking of going to new zealand for higher studies and then take a visa...but we dont have mcuh time

2007-05-01 21:18:11 · 1 answers · asked by nanu 1 in Embassies & Consulates

My boyfriend and I are in love and very happy most of the time, but sometimes I get tired of his lack of intellect, and lack of art of expression... But then nobody can have all the good qualities... Can we build a future together?

2007-05-01 21:18:06 · 34 answers · asked by camilla 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-05-01 21:17:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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2007-05-01 21:17:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

Do you remember having to collect money from strangers that relied on you to hurl a wad of newspaper at their homes?
Do you remember the alzheimers patients in the convalsecent home that would talk your ear off if you gave them half a chance out of politeness and decency?

Do you remember getting shaken down for your pocket change by the gang kids living on welfare?

Do you remember balancing a load of papers on your 2 wheeled bicycle and NOBODY wore a helmet?

Do you remember doing all of this so you could order some radio or a lamp out of a catalog?

What the hell were our parents thinking?

2007-05-01 21:16:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

He's in a band. I might tell you if he pisses me off enough...guess away I'm bored.

2007-05-01 21:15:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or is it too late?

2007-05-01 21:15:18 · 1 answers · asked by What, what, what?? 6 in Law & Ethics

Here's a good question. WHy are most christians such hypocrites and use double standards in almost everything? They like to cite all sorts of stuff, mostly made up, from the Quran and even try pinning what their bible says on the Quran. For example, Quran says leave apostates alone, while the bible says to kill them even if their your own children. A father can sell his daughter off into slavery for a profit. If a man dies, his brothers are "obligated" to rape the widow until she bears a son. It's not even a choice for the woman, she must allow her relatives to do this to her. Why is it difficult for them to look in their own bible, where so much worse is stated including incest? Do they have selective sight? And I've also noticed most on here, actually almost all, claim in the same sentence "I love Jesus and live for him, but I hate you for believing what you do and think everyone in your religion should be killed". What do nonchristians think about this? I've met ONE good

2007-05-01 21:15:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A girl I met last week has been phoning and texting me and wants me to take her out for a drink on Friday night. I like this girl and want to know what way people think I should behave, what type of place I should take her too, what I should avoid doing and what I should expect

2007-05-01 21:14:30 · 8 answers · asked by Sean D 3 in Singles & Dating

I wonder how they do the 96 part? Somebody is not doing their job.

2007-05-01 21:14:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm 19, and I'm a gay male. Without a fake I.D., it appears I can't really do anything to have fun in Baltimore. Does anyone have any ideas about activities I can do to meet more gay people (for relationships, or friendships), or just ideas about things I could do to feel like I fit in with the gay community more? Advice would be appreciated, as a year after coming out, I'm starting to feel just a bit lonely again.

2007-05-01 21:14:07 · 6 answers · asked by RaimundoL 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-05-01 21:13:56 · 4 answers · asked by aidanj 3 in Words & Wordplay

I have been with my boyfriend for almost 8 months now and everything is almost perfect. I really think he is the one I want to spend the rest of my life with but, I am really insecure and jealous of his ex, they were together for 2 years and broke up a few months before he and I got together. He says he doesn't talk to her anymore or have any feelings for her but he still stays in contact with her family which I can understand because of how long they were together for. Also,once when we were messing around he accidentlly said I love you (his ex's name) he appolligized and felt terrible for it and has never said it again but it still bothers me a lot. I dont know what to do and I dont want to lose him please help!

2007-05-01 21:13:51 · 5 answers · asked by Krystal 1 in Marriage & Divorce

to this??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHLpRxAmCrw

2007-05-01 21:13:34 · 11 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

Packing ,,, need bubble wrap , preferably at a store in waterloo, somewhere convenient in london though like oxford circus or close to a main road.

anyway if i am desperate

thanks

2007-05-01 21:13:27 · 6 answers · asked by K. Y. N 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Mine gotta be authentic hand-stretched italian pizza base, with sun-dried tomato, plenty of tuna, pineapple, mushrooms, onions, cheese and some oregano and basil...MMmmmm!

2007-05-01 21:13:01 · 38 answers · asked by The Cat 2 in Other - Food & Drink

Why Don't US Soldiers Vote whether they believe the War is Stayable or Unstayable? Worth or Unworth? Opinions?

2007-05-01 21:12:49 · 9 answers · asked by ELON 1 in Elections

2007-05-01 21:12:31 · 29 answers · asked by dxrulezzz 1 in Wrestling