As part of an Interfaith community project, A right wing Christian priest, a rabbi, and a Pagan priestess decided that in order to improve relations in the community, they will go on a fishing trip together on a local pond.
They're out in the boat, and the Pagan priestess excuses herself to go to the
bathroom back on the shore. She gets out, walks across the water back to shore, and then walks back across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest looks in amazement, crosses himself, and they
continue fishing. It comes on about noon time, and the rabbi realizes they
left their lunches back on shore. So he gets up, walks across the water to
the shore, retrieves the lunches, and walks back across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest, now completely amazed, and a little bit
righteous, thinks, "not to be outdone by two heathens, I can do that
too!!" So he gets up, excuses himself to go to the bathroom, takes a step out of the boat, and promptly sinks to
2007-05-01 21:44:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the bottom.
While he's flailing around in the water, the rabbi looks at the priestess
and says, "Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?"
The Pagan priestess replies, "What rocks?"
2007-05-01 21:45:07 · update #1
Love these pagan themed jokes. Brill
2007-05-01 22:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your priest was being ecumenical, and you should follow his example. Obviously these visitors where attempting to be respectful of your beliefs and of saying that they also 'believed' in the godhood of Jesus, just in a different way. BTW, Hindus are not, technically, 'pagans'. Their religion Pre-dates Christianity by thousands of years, and they are not European. "Pagan" refers, properly, to those people who follow a pre-Christian European-based belief system, such as the Celtic, Norse, Saxon or Germanic people. Look up the original meaning of the word 'pagan". It comes from the Latin and meant 'country-dweller'. These European people were the last to be converted. They were also the ones Most Likely to not be a convert to the 'new' religion of the day.
2016-05-18 21:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-01 22:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by maverick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋