A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is
'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your
thinking."
2007-05-01 21:45:16 · 75 answers · asked by vijay m Indian Lawyer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Firstly I did not copy this joke from any other question, I got it in my mail & simply posted here, it’s not my creation. I post jokes here for all to enjoy them with me as I wish to share smiles & laughs with everyone.
2007-05-06 00:51:39 · update #1
I'm highly obliged that so many people read this joke & enjoyed it; there is a time limitation for this question that will expire after few hours from now. I wished there was no such time limit so more people could read it & give their valuable comments. Thanks every one for the comments you gave. I shall continue with sharing good jokes with all of you even in future, make you smile & laugh the best medicine for good health. & longevity of life.
2007-05-09 16:15:17 · update #2
Nice. I've already heard it.
2007-05-05 10:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by ђermiona 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
# 1
2007-05-04 06:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by !! * * !! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeksssssssss
2007-05-01 21:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by SIG 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute sense of humor, kicks the morning off. Lol
2007-05-01 21:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ari-ah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Little Tony has a weird sense of humour
2007-05-01 21:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One.
2007-05-03 00:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by C00L GαL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its excellent.
A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in.
When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."
so the woman replies, "If you **** is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 103."
2007-05-02 22:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
hope u keep on getting these jokes in ur mail n u keep on posting them bcoz the joke was good.
i like ur thinking
2007-05-09 04:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by mona 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for your honest comments. That should be the spirit to share few moments of happy mood ACCHA PUNHA BETU BARAAAAAA!I also belong to same Field as you but am 65
2007-05-08 19:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by baba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first part.
2007-05-09 07:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a best joke.I like this joke.
I am sending you some riddles please answer them.................................................
1)if you are in a race and you overtake the second man then which position will you take..............?
2)if you are in a race and you overtake the last person then which position will you take.................?
3)Mary's mom has 5 children. 1st Monday 2nd Tuesday 3rd Wednesday 4Th Thursday Then who is her 5th child.....................?
2007-05-03 18:49:39 · answer #11 · answered by Jeena 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋