A drunk man who smelled like whiskey sat down on a bench in a subway
station,
next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
and a
half empty bottle of Jim Beam was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man
turned
to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap
wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping
around
with prostitutes, and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned
to his
paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you
had
arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here
that
the Pope does.
star me if ya think it's funny
2007-04-30
02:46:36
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