Do you think people will go to Satan's Yummy Swine and Stuff to eat?
2007-04-30 02:51:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
No, but they'd flock to "Satan's Memphis-style Pit of Fire BBQ" where you "grab a pitchfork and dig in!" because it's for "When you need to tell a REAL barbecue lover 'where to go'!" and of course there will be Devil's food cake on the dessert menu... and Livin' in Limbo Onion Rings... and Soul Slaw on the side... Not to mention the French Fired Potato Wedges ("no, we didn't spell it wrong!")
"The Road to He!! is Paved with Satan's Barbecue"
2007-04-30 06:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by thegirlwholovedbrains 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. People are still far to superstitious and still believe in the devil, not realizing it is a myth, so they would boycott you and probably throw firebombs at your restaurant... to show you how much Jesus loves you, of course. Also, "Yummy Swine" just doesn't have a very marketable sound to it, so even I wouldn't eat there.
2007-04-30 02:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe people. I would definately go there but I have a few questions. Does Satan supply finger towels or do we have to bring our own? Is this going to be a FAMILY restaurant or will there be strippers?
2007-04-30 10:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell that punk, Satan, to give me a call. He's been dodging my calls. He owes me.
Okay back to your question. See I know his sneaky ways, and that bastard will say it's well done and when you pierce to cut it; it's raw on the inside. See I'll have to keep him in check, sheeesh.
And when you see him tell him to call me. He has the number and other contact info.
2007-04-30 05:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by Trenese 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh please grow up...with a name like that, he'd be lucky to have any business at all!!!!! you may think it's cute and hip, but the general public would not....and besides, anyone knows that using your own first/last name in your business is very unprofessional!! Try to help him think up a different name, for pete's sake!!
2007-04-30 04:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
IS THAT REALLY THE NAME OF IT?
Are you going to risk your friendship, that will be a hard call!
2007-04-30 03:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Joyce S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO! BECAUSE IF YOU DO BUISNESS WITH SATAN, IT WILL COST YOU YOUR SOUL
2007-04-30 02:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋