I'm sure that most of you heard it, but i like it....
A man was sick in the hospital. He was a christian and was hooked up to an oxygen tank. Well his pastor had came to visit and was standing beside his bed and was telling him not to worry and all of that, when the man begin to go into a fit. He motioned for a piece of paper, so the pasto gave him a pen and paper. The man wrote something down and handed it to the pastor, then died.
The pastor thought that it would be best to not read it right away so he put it in his pocket, well at the funeral the pastor was giving the man's ulagy when he realized that he was wearing the same coat.
So he told the crowd that Jim had wrote something down before he died, and that he was going to read it, because he was sure Jim had something positive to say to his family.
So the pastor pulled and the note and read aloud, " You moron your standing on my oxygen tube...."
I found it funny.... How about you?
2007-04-22
07:20:05
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