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I'm sure that most of you heard it, but i like it....

A man was sick in the hospital. He was a christian and was hooked up to an oxygen tank. Well his pastor had came to visit and was standing beside his bed and was telling him not to worry and all of that, when the man begin to go into a fit. He motioned for a piece of paper, so the pasto gave him a pen and paper. The man wrote something down and handed it to the pastor, then died.

The pastor thought that it would be best to not read it right away so he put it in his pocket, well at the funeral the pastor was giving the man's ulagy when he realized that he was wearing the same coat.

So he told the crowd that Jim had wrote something down before he died, and that he was going to read it, because he was sure Jim had something positive to say to his family.

So the pastor pulled and the note and read aloud, " You moron your standing on my oxygen tube...."

I found it funny.... How about you?

2007-04-22 07:20:05 · 8 answers · asked by Free At Last!!! 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

haha yeah that is pretty funny

2007-04-22 07:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 · 0 0

I've heard the joke (or story as you put it) before, and frankly found it to be just as corny this time as ever. There is nothing new and/or funny about the rank and file of clergies (of all races and creeds) killing, manipulating, brainwashing and ripping people off (physically, mentally, monetarily, spiritually, or otherwise) - it happens everyday, my good friend. :-(

2007-04-22 07:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Cute.

2007-04-22 07:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0 0

The Pastor killed him, too funny.
So is the pastor going to hell now?

2007-04-22 07:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 2 · 2 0

You need to get out more.

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2007-04-22 07:25:27 · answer #5 · answered by abetterfate 7 · 1 1

Cute joke, but what's the question. Thanks for the laugh, anyway.

2007-04-22 07:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Emily H 3 · 0 0

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ark6YhokvhA2bEXopmKBFLbsy6IX?qid=20070422110935AAzMlRD

2007-04-22 07:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

^_^

2007-04-22 07:24:37 · answer #8 · answered by holy_see 3 · 0 0

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