1) What's you name?
2) Two pieces of charcoal and a carrot lie in the middle of a field. How?
3) Two people look exactly the same, but they're not twins. How?
4) Say what you see. midSTUCKdle
5) A man is in a train. The train goes into a tunnel. The train comes out of the tunnel. The man is dead. How?
6) Say what you see. CIE
7) A man jumps through a 99th floor window because he hates his job. He survives the jump. How?
8) A man lies dead near a pile of sawdust. How?
9) 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625,5= ???
10) A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?
11) 1...2...5...14...41...122...?
12) How did John get his name in light at every theater in the country?
14) What does a chair have in common with my dog?
15) Why didn't Charlie like the chair they gave him for his birthday?
16) If triangle->square, hexagon->????
17) Now answer question 1 only!!! answer all the questions=10 points maybe
2007-04-13
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