She came home from school one day. She said, "Look, mommy, I made a nickel today".
The mother said, "How did you make a nickel, sweetie?"
The little girl said, "A boy gave me a nickel to climb up a phone pole."
The mother said, "Sweetie, don't ever do that again. That little boy just wanted to look up your dress and see your underpants".
The next day, the little girl came home and said, "Look, mommy, I just made two nickels".
The mother asked, "How did you make two nickels?"
The little girl said, "I climbed up the telephone pole twice".
The mother scolded, "What did I tell you, sweetie? That little boy just wanted to see your underpants!"
The little girl said, "No, it's OK, mom. I fooled him. I didn't wear any underpants today."
2007-04-09
09:58:32
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