She came home from school one day. She said, "Look, mommy, I made a nickel today".
The mother said, "How did you make a nickel, sweetie?"
The little girl said, "A boy gave me a nickel to climb up a phone pole."
The mother said, "Sweetie, don't ever do that again. That little boy just wanted to look up your dress and see your underpants".
The next day, the little girl came home and said, "Look, mommy, I just made two nickels".
The mother asked, "How did you make two nickels?"
The little girl said, "I climbed up the telephone pole twice".
The mother scolded, "What did I tell you, sweetie? That little boy just wanted to see your underpants!"
The little girl said, "No, it's OK, mom. I fooled him. I didn't wear any underpants today."
2007-04-09 09:58:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too bad I dint have any more money that day
2007-04-09 10:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay to no longer be offensive, yet my mom replace right into a sort of "pageant mothers" and made me compete in soo many freaking pageants and entered my %into contests, and that i basically wish you recognize the way very lots I hate her for doing that to me!! i think like i replace into being objectified by skill of my own mom! It additionally made me sense like seems rule all, which isn't healthful. i think of that's between the flaws that forced me into bulimia, to boot. Sorry for the rant. in step with danger a purple gown?
2016-10-21 11:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by millie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That joke is wrong on so many levels! 10!
2007-04-09 10:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea hi heard about that joke about you its funny
2007-04-09 10:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by SlYpLaYeR 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i didn't even have to read it all because i've heard it before but its still funny ^-^
2007-04-09 10:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! thats a cute one! nice!
2007-04-09 10:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by ಌg0rGe0uSಌ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! If that was my little girl, if I had one...she'd get punished so bad!!!
2007-04-09 10:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
extremly funny = )
2007-04-09 10:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love it!!!! still laughing after five minutes
2007-04-09 10:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by Philippa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh!!!!!!!! That boy is kinda sick!
2007-04-09 10:07:29 · answer #10 · answered by *♥Emily♥* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋