A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.The husband,
although very much in love,couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So,he said to his new wife,"Honey,I'll be right back."
"Where are you going,coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar,pretty face.I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said,"You want a beer,my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,brands from 12
different countries:Germany,Holland, Japan,India,etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was,"Yes,lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses."
He didn't get to finish the sentence,because the wife interrupted him
by saying,"You want a frozen glass, puppyface?"She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer,so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,....
2007-04-08
21:58:08
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