A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.The husband,
although very much in love,couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So,he said to his new wife,"Honey,I'll be right back."
"Where are you going,coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar,pretty face.I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said,"You want a beer,my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,brands from 12
different countries:Germany,Holland, Japan,India,etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was,"Yes,lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses."
He didn't get to finish the sentence,because the wife interrupted him
by saying,"You want a frozen glass, puppyface?"She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer,so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,....
2007-04-08 21:58:08 · 8 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't
be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: Chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
"LISTEN UP, D***HEAD! DRINK YOUR F***ING BEER IN
YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND
EAT YOUR MOTHER-F***ING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, & YOU AREN'T
GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, AS**OLE?"
...and, they lived happily ever after.
2007-04-08 21:58:48 · update #1
Definitely "star" material !!!! Really quite funny (and true in somes cases !!).
2007-04-08 22:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious. STAR
2007-04-08 22:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by Sandy R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that's a very good question really like it. Espeially the endidng (lol). Oh by the way i just got an email saying that you added me as one of your fans and contacts. first of all thanks. i want to know however who you are. at tell me your name. My email is vru92@yahoo.com. See ya
2007-04-09 02:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's as old as dirt, but, seeing how you are begging for stars, I'll give you one.
Deserved or not!
Al
2007-04-08 22:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That was awesome! Here's a star maybe two (if that's possible)
2007-04-08 22:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by pink_orchid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it love it. i'll give ya a star
2007-04-08 22:03:38 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...At least one of them was happy!
Stars away!
2007-04-08 22:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one had my girlfriend and I cracking up.
2007-04-08 23:10:53 · answer #8 · answered by Andy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋