After the baby was born, the young Father went to see the obstrician.
"Doctor, I don't mind telling you, I am a little upset. The baby has red hair. She can't possibly be mine"!, he said, upset.
"Nonsense", replied the Doctor. "Even though your wife and you are both dark haired, one of your ancestors could have contributed red hair to the gene pool".
"It isn't possible"!, the young Father insisted. "Our families on both sides have had dark hair for generations"!
"Well", said the Doctor, trying to keep the peace, "Let me ask you this. How often do you have sex"?
The Father seemed a bit ashamed. "For the last couple of years, I have been working very hard. We only made love once or twice a month".
"There you have it"!, the Doctor assured him, confidently, "It's just Rust"!
2007-04-02
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