All categories - 2 April 2007

I haven't eaten yet guys,it is lunch time in the uk, shall i have breakfast or lunch............and what shall i eat?

2007-04-02 00:55:24 · 33 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES! YES!..I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,"What did she roll?"

> >>The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
> >>
> >>MORAL OF THE STORY -
> >>Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!

2007-04-02 00:55:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-02 00:54:55 · 7 answers · asked by fawnwoodman1 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

2007-04-02 00:54:42 · 21 answers · asked by tor 4 in Religion & Spirituality

My chiaropractic session was very theraputic and I feel just great now. Does anyone else use alternative therapy?

2007-04-02 00:54:25 · 18 answers · asked by Molly 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 00:53:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-04-02 00:53:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in United Arab Emirates

I asked crucial and they said that it was probably the fact that my card reader could'nt cope with that much memory, i have a Toshiba Satellite P30-145 and im using the built in card reader does anyone know if this should be able to cope.

2007-04-02 00:53:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

2007-04-02 00:53:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

What was so disturbing about it?

For me it was Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite

A homoerotic love story about two cannibalistic serial killers, it doesn't get much more bizarre than that. Her descriptions of violence are so visceral too. I was completely shocked and appalled after reading it.

2007-04-02 00:53:01 · 18 answers · asked by Beanaddiction 2 in Books & Authors

living on the coasts now will have to move inland in order to avoid it?

2007-04-02 00:52:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-04-02 00:52:05 · 2 answers · asked by RAMI 1 in Heart Diseases

i'm not Very chubby,but my arms & tummy are a bit,lol.my best guy friend thinks it looks cute & he always keep squeezing me & touching me(my arms & tummy only! he's not a pervert,he has a gf-a quite slender one for that matter).

so,how come some guys like chubby girls?esp squeezing them(sometimes it's hurts too,lol)

just curious & bored :)

2007-04-02 00:51:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

a Bikers breakfast? I bet I know someone who has.

2007-04-02 00:51:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In order for schools to be able to see which child is regularly attending Church before being accepted for some schools,, Churches are using “loyalty swipe cards” just like supermarkets, and school id cards that are used to register the child being in school and in what class they are attending at any given time during school hours.

Can this be the new measure of control by the PC Nanny State we are living in today… OR should it be seen as “encouragement” to attend Church regularly… OR given the date of the programme - ie April 1st….?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/programmes/sunday/index.shtml (Yet to be updated in order to incorporate Sunday April 01 programme…

2007-04-02 00:51:39 · 9 answers · asked by Hello 3 in Religion & Spirituality

myself laughing at my new chicken shaped egg cups. They are so comical and such a novelty kitchen item to have. Do you have any novelty kitchen items?

2007-04-02 00:51:02 · 6 answers · asked by Molly 3 in Polls & Surveys

I saw the movie PAY CHECH in that movie there is a conversation about time machine ie; if we can travell more than the speed of light the concept of time machine will be true is it correct? did Einstein proove it? if so what is the formula? plz give me answer with scientific evidence

2007-04-02 00:50:06 · 3 answers · asked by mot 1 in Physics

2007-04-02 00:49:52 · 14 answers · asked by Goddess of Grammar 7 in Cleaning & Laundry

Does a person who voluntarily leaves the fellowship of a church HAVE to be excommunicated, to be considered a non-member?

Imagine a man, raised a Roman Catholic. Let's call him "Fred".

Fred was raised by good Catholic parents, and attended Mass as a child, was trained in a good Catholic school, was involved in his local youth group, etc. After he leaves home for college, he continues in his Catholic tradition...for a while.

As an adult, Fred becomes disenchanted with the faith of his parents, and starts investigating other theorys and religions. He quits going to mass, but can still "talk" like a Catholic. He eventually repudiates his former faith, and starts actively harrassing Catholics, committing acts of vandalism and violence against them, burning Catholic Bibles, etc.

Does Fred HAVE to be excommunicated by the Church to be considered "not a Catholic" anymore?

Why or why not?

2007-04-02 00:49:32 · 11 answers · asked by MamaBear 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-02 00:49:28 · 9 answers · asked by Alexandra 1 in Medicine

2007-04-02 00:49:12 · 1 answers · asked by Alexandra 1 in Other - Health

Hi. I have a 2000 Compaq and it has not been run in about 4 years. When I went to turn it on the other day a message came on saying "no operating system found". I tried a compaq quick restore disc but it didn't work. Is there someplace I can download something to get it working or is there a trick to getting it to "find" it's operating system? Thanx.

2007-04-02 00:48:46 · 6 answers · asked by bizzie 2 in Other - Computers

On the same theme as my earlier invention (aerosol spray to quieten kids) how about this. Many people dare not drive fast but wish people to think that they can.
What if I develop instant aerosol spray which gives squashed fly effect. You could coat the front of your car or motor-bike to look as though you have been driving at 150mph plus. Perhaps with every 6 tins bought, I could give a free stick on squashed bumble bee (false). You too could be a hero of speed to your friends without risking life, licence or vehicle wear and tear. Would you buy it?

2007-04-02 00:47:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can redhat certification (rhce) help mechanical or industrial engineers? is knowlege in linux or some certification beneficial in these fields?

2007-04-02 00:47:07 · 2 answers · asked by onlinemoneypro 1 in Engineering

Tony B.liar and Gordon Darkbeige have today announced that they are scrapping the Union Jack in favour of their new national symbol – a c o n d o m because it more accurately reflects the governments’ new political stance.
The c o n d o m will:
1. allow for inflation
2. halt unnecessary production
3. destroy the next generation
4. protect a bunch of arrogant p r i c k s
5. give you a sense of security whilst you are actually being screwed

As they say It cannot get more accurate than that.

2007-04-02 00:47:02 · 5 answers · asked by billtheangler 5 in Jokes & Riddles

When Jesus returns in a cloud of glory with every eye (ie. world) seeing Him, what would your first reaction be?

2007-04-02 00:47:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I bought some Vegemite off of EBAY because it is loaded with B Vitamins, Are you supposed to refrigerate it after its open ?

2007-04-02 00:47:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

Thank you ^_^

2007-04-02 00:46:40 · 5 answers · asked by Jerry Y 1 in Environment

watch out... I am greek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-02 00:46:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 00:45:45 · 6 answers · asked by Roselle 2 in Cooking & Recipes