Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES! YES!..I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,"What did she roll?"
> >>The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
> >>
> >>MORAL OF THE STORY -
> >>Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!
2007-04-02 00:55:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol ... Really Funny
2007-04-02 00:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO10X
BTW, Are you blond and would you like to roll some dice? Remember, all men are men.......
2007-04-02 08:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by Nightstalker1967 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We never get tired of looking at it. Hope she never runs into a group of guys who don't like women. I mean guys who like guys.
2007-04-02 08:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-02 08:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just goes to prove that once you've seen a woman naked...
...you want to see the rest of 'em naked.
2007-04-02 17:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good example
no man is mature when it comes to women
2007-04-02 07:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by Louella R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is ok ecsept the last part of the moral.
2007-04-02 08:05:15 · answer #7 · answered by homeskillet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was watching..she did not fool me...she throlled a ree..i mean ...she lolled a dree...i mean....ummmm...
2007-04-02 10:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha im gonna try that! any boys wanna join me?
2007-04-02 08:01:09 · answer #9 · answered by sexybabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what would probably happen to me.
2007-04-02 07:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by phobosaffear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋