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When Jesus returns in a cloud of glory with every eye (ie. world) seeing Him, what would your first reaction be?

2007-04-02 00:47:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Can't be serious, can you?

2007-04-02 00:55:10 · update #1

You guys and gals will have to eat those words one day when you stand before your maker unless you repent.

2007-04-02 01:08:50 · update #2

12 answers

fear and excitement

2007-04-02 00:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by Dirk Johnson 5 · 1 3

I'd be waiting for the Marvel Superheroes to show up next.

And after them, maybe the characters from Lord of the Rings.

"You guys and gals will have to eat those words one day when you stand before your maker unless you repent."

You Fundies crack me up. I'll put this bluntly : I'm not afraid of your imaginary friend. ;)

2007-04-02 00:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The way to change the world is to change people's minds. As more and more people openly discuss the fact that "God" and "Allah" are completely imaginary, the world becomes a better place. The people who believe in "religion" look sillier and sillier. Eventually, religion becomes a fringe activity that is meaningless.

2007-04-02 00:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Oh, crap - this was supposed to be the year the Cubs won the World Series.

2007-04-02 00:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

"You. Me. Let's battle."

Of course, all kidding and sarcasm aside, your hypothetical situation is never going to happen. Ever. You people have been crying wolf for centuries.

2007-04-02 00:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Depends.

That's like asking you, "What you would do if a fictional character came to visit you and did neat things?" What would your first reaction be?

Your question is a bit vague.

2007-04-02 00:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by nondescript 7 · 4 1

Awe. Along the lines of the song 'I Can Only Imagine'. I imagine I will fall to my knees and cry!

2007-04-02 00:57:00 · answer #7 · answered by astra6584 2 · 0 4

dude if i see jesus return right now, i'll be a believer and accept jesus to be my god and my only god. lol but that is not gonna happen

2007-04-02 00:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1 2

Get real. Your question IS kidding.

2007-04-02 00:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by NaturalBornKieler 7 · 5 2

I think the same as yours and everybody's ... "And every knee shall bow"

2007-04-02 00:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 3 5

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