Tony B.liar and Gordon Darkbeige have today announced that they are scrapping the Union Jack in favour of their new national symbol – a c o n d o m because it more accurately reflects the governments’ new political stance.
The c o n d o m will:
1. allow for inflation
2. halt unnecessary production
3. destroy the next generation
4. protect a bunch of arrogant p r i c k s
5. give you a sense of security whilst you are actually being screwed
As they say It cannot get more accurate than that.
2007-04-02 00:47:02 · 5 answers · asked by billtheangler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've hit the nail on the head with this one!
2007-04-02 04:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by CTRL Freak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely- well said. Have you considered voting for the BNP next election?
I will be and proudly.
2007-04-02 02:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-02 01:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....very good policy.....could not stop laughing..........lmao
2007-04-02 01:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-02 03:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋