All categories - 18 March 2007

I got pulled over last night while I was completely dressed in drag. I was wearing a short skirt, bra, panties, wig, makeup, stockings, fake nails and 5" heels. I was then asked to perform field sobriety tests and let me tell you it is difficult to do so when wearing heels. I was let go because I was not drinking at all, but those cops got a good laugh and I was thoroughly embarrassed. I was just wondering if anyone had a more embarrassing situation or if they could think of one so I could avoid it. Stories are good too thanks.

2007-03-18 03:21:09 · 22 answers · asked by sport1fun 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

3 pregnant ladies (2 brunettes, 1 blonde) go to see their doctor b/c they are going to find out the sex of their babies.

The doctor calls one brunette lady into his office from the waiting room, and asks her, "Were you on top or the bottom during conception?"

She says "Top," to which he replies, "Then you're having a girl."

The other brunette gets called in and is asked the same question.

She says, "Bottom," and the doctor tells her,"then it's going to be a boy."

The blonde is curious as to how these girls are finding out so fast because they were in and out of the office in just minutes.

The girls tell her, "the position you were in when you got pregnant determines what kind of baby you'll have. if you were on top, you'll have a girl, if you were on the bottom, you having a boy."

At that point, tears fill her eyes and she starts to head for the door.

The girls ask, "What's Wrong?"

She yells out, "I'm having puppies!!!!"

2007-03-18 03:21:07 · 21 answers · asked by John Redcorn 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 03:21:06 · 1 answers · asked by 8 3 in Mathematics

2007-03-18 03:21:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I know I have to present it to buyers or distributors, but where do I get the list of their contacts ?

2007-03-18 03:21:01 · 4 answers · asked by Wedko 1 in Other - Business & Finance

my lil bro has white teeth but one of his front teeth at the front is slightly yellow but it is noticeable when he smiles & such. he is only 6 but noticed it when he was like 4/5. can anyone suggest anything??

2007-03-18 03:20:55 · 6 answers · asked by TAMARA K 1 in Dental

2007-03-18 03:20:52 · 3 answers · asked by jimb3738 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-03-18 03:20:50 · 1 answers · asked by addu 1 in TVs

2007-03-18 03:20:45 · 1 answers · asked by hebrondigital 1 in Scanners

Why do some solutions make such good conductors?

2007-03-18 03:20:45 · 3 answers · asked by Adley M 1 in Chemistry

I think it's a spanish language movie

2007-03-18 03:20:45 · 1 answers · asked by infinito1@verizon.net 2 in Movies

in the game smackdown vs raw 2007 how can i escape using the cage door in a cage match?

2007-03-18 03:20:42 · 7 answers · asked by Misu C 1 in Wrestling

2007-03-18 03:20:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am thinking of rehoming a greyhound. My partner and I work fairly long hours and would not consider getting any other breed of dog that requires more active attention during the day, but I understand greyhounds are happy to sleep most of the day. If someone were to come in midday to let it out for a short walk, does anyone know if the dog would then be content on its own for 4 or 5 hours before and after that midday break until either me or my partner gets home? I would not wish to take on a dog if its going to be unhappy with my lifestyle, but I also wouldn't a greyhound to miss out on being rehomed if it is feasible for me to do so.

2007-03-18 03:20:36 · 16 answers · asked by oriskything 2 in Dogs

A) Advil
B) Tylenol
C) Motrin
D) Other (ANY suggestions here would be most appreciated)

2007-03-18 03:20:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I put a pair of socks I decided not to buy in the freezer at Walmart..=)

thanx~

2007-03-18 03:20:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

as in the most widely recognised and not a specific course.

2007-03-18 03:20:31 · 3 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

What's the difference between a 2404 and a 5988? I don't have the ability to look at the forms right now. I thought a 5988 was for PMCSing but last time I did a PMCS it was on a 2404. Did it change or am I confused or what?

2007-03-18 03:20:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

i want a rat or a hamster which 1 is better, less noisey, easier 2 look after?

2007-03-18 03:20:22 · 19 answers · asked by burn baybee burn 2 in Other - Pets

Do I as a South African with an Italian wife need a visa to visit
Switzerland and Italy for 10 days, we have been married for 2 years and staying in the UK.

2007-03-18 03:20:22 · 6 answers · asked by xavier 1 in Embassies & Consulates

How long dos it take the hair to turn normal and skin to darken?

2007-03-18 03:20:09 · 3 answers · asked by Incredible 3 in Newborn & Baby

But India is obsessed with the power and might of China.

2007-03-18 03:20:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-03-18 03:20:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It seems to me that it never arrives. Decency ?

2007-03-18 03:20:06 · 10 answers · asked by MamanAnne 1 in Etiquette

Most guys fantasize about getting into a threesome. So one day I decided to give it a try just to see what is so great about it. Everything was fine until the first minute after we get naked. I looked at them and said: Listen, Tony, Gary, guys I don’t think that this threesome is a good idea ;)

2007-03-18 03:20:05 · 6 answers · asked by Di Snow 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-18 03:20:03 · 10 answers · asked by leeric3 1 in Mercedes-Benz

I have a big pine tree over my garden, pine needles all around, what kind of plants are suitable? and also, are there convienient ways to de-acidize the soil??

Thanks in advance

2007-03-18 03:19:57 · 8 answers · asked by hagay b 2 in Garden & Landscape

Why is atomic mass important?

2007-03-18 03:19:55 · 1 answers · asked by Adley M 1 in Chemistry

Anyone know if its illegal in the UK to listen to an iPod whilst riding a motorcycle?

2007-03-18 03:19:55 · 17 answers · asked by Emma L 3 in Motorcycles

She was with another and still called me baby..saying she liked it being able to talk to me about her problems with her new b/f..i said your life is perfect and your in love and her answer was I have feelings..she says we r friends but acts like a female dog....making it hard for me to even like her..yet her friends tell me she speaks highly of me all the time..hard to believe when she is so mean to me on the phone..telling me we have nothing to talk about..yet sounds sad when i am about to hang up..she says she is str8 now and that this man in her life means alot to her..that i deserve someone to love me..so I did and I am slowly moving on..

It was her B-Day yesterday so i send an e-card..she probably deleted it B-4 even reading it..I don't know why it hurts soo much?The knowledge that she hates me? or does she? I don't know anymore..help..

2007-03-18 03:19:50 · 5 answers · asked by Charmer 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender