Blonde Joke?

Question

3 pregnant ladies (2 brunettes, 1 blonde) go to see their doctor b/c they are going to find out the sex of their babies.

The doctor calls one brunette lady into his office from the waiting room, and asks her, "Were you on top or the bottom during conception?"

She says "Top," to which he replies, "Then you're having a girl."

The other brunette gets called in and is asked the same question.

She says, "Bottom," and the doctor tells her,"then it's going to be a boy."

The blonde is curious as to how these girls are finding out so fast because they were in and out of the office in just minutes.

The girls tell her, "the position you were in when you got pregnant determines what kind of baby you'll have. if you were on top, you'll have a girl, if you were on the bottom, you having a boy."

At that point, tears fill her eyes and she starts to head for the door.

The girls ask, "What's Wrong?"

She yells out, "I'm having puppies!!!!"

Come on George!

Those jokes are even older than mine!

Everyone's heard those!! Boooo!!!

Answer 1

This is too funny. Where did you get this joke? But you have too admit, sometimes blondes are dumb.

Answer 2

Come on lets get some new ones.. Old,Old,Old (groan)
try these:
1>Why do some girls have bruises all around their belly buttons?
2>How do you get a blond pregnant?
3>Why do some blonds dye their hair?
4>How do you drown a blond?
5>What do you call 10 blonds standing in a circle?
6>What do you call 10 blonds in a walk in freezer?
7>How do you tell when a blond has been using a computer?
8>How do you make a blonds eyes sparkle?
9>Why did the blond get fired from the m & m factory?
10>What's the diference between a blond and a computer?
Answers>
1>Blond guys are dumb too.
2>How does it feel to be dumber than a blond.
3>Artifical intellengece.
4>Put a scratch & sniff at the bottom of a pool.
5>Dope ring.
6>Frosted flakes.
7>you find white out on the screen.
8>Shine a flashlight in her ears.
9>Throwing away all the w's.
10>Nobody apreacites it when a blond goes down on you.

Answer 3

oh it took me a while .. but i get it she was in the doggy style position hahaha.. here's one ....a blonde walks into a building and asks the guy behind the desk in a loud voice for a bic mac, large fries & a chocolate shake... the man behind the desk replies... mam your in a library... the blonde apologizes and then whispers to the man .. i'll have a bic mac large fries & a chocolate shake

Answer 4

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Answer 5

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Take the pin out and throw it back.

Answer 6

Heard before, but still made me smile. Thx for that.

Answer 7

lol heard before but it always gets a chuckle out of me

Answer 8

that joke to alot to reach the punch line but it was sooooo cute!! silly blondes... but i do wonder what the doctor would have said.
hahahahah good one! :-)

Answer 9

ph lol i actually hear a funny joke

Answer 10

you are the perfect! (a area- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can because of the fact it mentioned: "focus..." Blondie replaced into hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )