--Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
--Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
--Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
--Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
--Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
--Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
--If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
--Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
--How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
--When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
--Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
--If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
--Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
--Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
--Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
--Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
--If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
--What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
--Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
2007-03-16
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