An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
2007-03-16 01:16:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's excellent.
I don't usually laugh out loud at the jokes on here.
2007-03-16 01:22:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a French kiss & an Australian kiss??
Nothing, they are both the same except this one is down under !!!! ha ha ha, rofl !!!
2007-03-16 08:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by easyrecognition 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's called the Kangaroo hop................
2007-03-16 08:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EW! But is funny.
2007-03-16 08:27:36 · answer #4 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 09:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny !! lol
2007-03-16 08:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
2007-03-16 08:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋