--Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
--Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
--Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
--Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
--Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
--Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
--If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
--Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
--How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
--When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
--Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
--If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
--Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
--Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
--Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
--Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
--If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
--What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
--Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
2007-03-16 01:14:54 · 12 answers · asked by Todd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-Why do we drive on a Parkway and park on a driveway?
-Why are there Braile numbers on drive-thru ATMs?
-Why do we all feel compelled to say "you too" even when the person we're saying it to isn't doing whatever you're saying it about?
-Why does everything that says "Big Ben" show only the clock tower when Big Ben is actually the Parliament House BEHIND the clock tower?
-Why are Shawn and Sean pronounced the same way, but Sean isn't pronounced like bean?
-Why is one of the warnings on the label for anti-depression medication..."May cause thoughts of suicide"?
2007-03-21 04:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by Cynical 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do we drivne on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Great questions, I love this one:Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Thanks for the early morning smile!!
2007-03-16 02:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do we keep cars that cost thousands of $$ on the driveway & lock-up junk in the garage.
WHY DO BANKS KEEP FRONT & BACK DOORS OPEN AND TIE DOWN THE PENS.
Why is what doctors do called a pratice.
2007-03-22 09:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by LindaAnn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
2007-03-16 01:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Scary thought !!
2007-03-16 01:27:39 · answer #5 · answered by easyrecognition 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
gud Questions...hmm?
2007-03-16 03:30:54 · answer #6 · answered by slumberdoll 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whatever try out this 1
a boy asked a woman for dance
she refused by saying tht she doesn't dance with kids...
the bot replied tht:- "oh! i didn't knew tht u r pregnant"
2007-03-22 02:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why are 'apart'ments joined together.
2007-03-16 01:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
gud questions!!
2007-03-16 02:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good questions...
2007-03-16 02:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋