All categories - 16 March 2007

A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, "I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she’s up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn’t there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I’ve got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

2007-03-16 22:24:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Had a decent bet on the Kiwis to beat England last night-and don't think the English are good enough to win it-between the Springboks and the Aussies on who to bet on-hmmmmmm-any ideas?

2007-03-16 22:24:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

I cant ride a bike

2007-03-16 22:24:28 · 5 answers · asked by country kid 1 in Diet & Fitness

i've lost my cat. she is microchipped and i was wondering if there was some website that would allow me to locate her through the microchip

2007-03-16 22:24:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

Which team do you support for the world cup? I support India.

2007-03-16 22:24:25 · 10 answers · asked by Blaze 3 in Cricket

I have some articles he wrote.

2007-03-16 22:24:25 · 4 answers · asked by Fast Eddie 2 in Religion & Spirituality

How to determine whether the following are convergent or divergent:

Integral (upper:2, lower:1) dx/ x ln x

Integral (upper 3, lower: 0) 1/(sqrt(x)) e^(-sqrt(x)) dx

If convergent, how to find the value?

2007-03-16 22:24:23 · 3 answers · asked by mischavee 2 in Mathematics

2007-03-16 22:24:20 · 14 answers · asked by missTQ 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-03-16 22:24:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

was it wat goes around comes back around?

2007-03-16 22:23:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Hi,


Sorry to bother you - I'm new to this. I saw that you've answered a lot of questions about 1099s and 1040s on here and thought it couldn't hurt to ask.

I've recently been hired as a freelancer (march 9th). My boss said I'd have to file a 1099. Then I read some things on here and you mentioned a 1040 quarterly tax form. Now, I haven't worked in a while and I am my husband's dependent. Do I file with him or separately?I think I'll make 25k a year with this new job, but a 1099 means 15% gets taken out of it? Geez. Is that at the end of the year or should I file a quarterly 1040? I'm so confused, but I want to make sure I do this right. Thanks so much for your time and help.

You seem so knowledgeable!

Thanks again in advance.

2007-03-16 22:23:39 · 2 answers · asked by lvck13 1 in United States

2007-03-16 22:23:23 · 2 answers · asked by Still Alone 1 in Languages

I mean she is 6'2'', 20 years and a strong athlete. How on earth does she even manage to balance herself at just 59 kg?? And then there is Daniela Hantuchova who is 5'11'' and 56 kg!!!!! Isn't it ridiculous?

I am 6'2'' (male) and a bit thin and still weigh 77 kilos.

2007-03-16 22:23:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis

punjab board result

2007-03-16 22:22:59 · 1 answers · asked by rahul dr 1 in Homework Help

They have antenna, serve no useful purpose and I'm sure they send signals back to the mother ship..... thoughts?

2007-03-16 22:22:39 · 21 answers · asked by bubblybassoonist 3 in Zoology

2007-03-16 22:22:32 · 5 answers · asked by TIPPY 1 in Economics

In a few weeks I am picking up a new riding lawnmower. I have a pickup and access to a trailer at work. The trailer is pretty low, has an all wood floor, and metal bars on the front and sides, and a drop down metal framed gate with mesh covering that looks like it was designed to handle the weight, pretty much made for the job I need to do. But no tie down anchors. As long as I take precautions to keep the mower from rolling, will it be OK just sitting there? Or do I need to figure out a way to tie it down?

2007-03-16 22:22:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

2007-03-16 22:22:19 · 5 answers · asked by Shiny A 1 in Air Travel

Hi Guys,

My computer has gotten infected with Trojanhorse, the name of it is webcrack4.exe, I've tried scanning my computer several times with Norton Antivirus and it caught 3 trojanhorses but unable to delete it. When I try to press ALT + CTRL + DEL to see the background procesess running on my computer, it says "Task Manager has been disabled by your administrator" Again when I tried scanning later, it caught almost 425 different viruses, I'm not able to delete any of them. My computer is getting more and more infected with this, pleaseeeee help me..........

2007-03-16 22:22:16 · 11 answers · asked by Jikki 1 in Security

....by using TM?Is it better or worse or the same as other meditation techniques?

2007-03-16 22:22:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I need either a good website or uh...instructions...lol


it's random time

2007-03-16 22:22:01 · 2 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Psychology

here are often videos that are on youtube one day and gone the next

2007-03-16 22:22:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-16 22:21:46 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i recently discovered my step daughter has asthma and i was wondering if anyone can tell me what to do in an emergency if she starts having an asthma attack! she is only 5 years old! thank you for all your answers!

2007-03-16 22:21:36 · 5 answers · asked by ? 3 in Other - Health

the first 1 is a boy who is brown and black and he is very playful and gets in trouble alot so plz help me name him

2007-03-16 22:21:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2007-03-16 22:21:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

2007-03-16 22:21:30 · 8 answers · asked by just hanging around 5 in Dogs

I was adopted from Colombia 21 years ago and have wanted to find my family for a while now and have no idea where to begin. I have my mother full name birth date and even ID card # from Bogota. Please help!

2007-03-16 22:21:27 · 3 answers · asked by LRS1085 2 in Family