All categories - 16 March 2007

The man said, "I do, Father." The priest replied, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Father Murphy then walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together right now."
Wishing everybody a Happy St Patrick's Day skycat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-16 22:33:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does that mean I could count it as no carbs.

2007-03-16 22:33:55 · 4 answers · asked by hellodarling 2 in Diet & Fitness

met this really hot stripper. how do i get my wife to have a 3some?

2007-03-16 22:33:46 · 8 answers · asked by the_conquer 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-03-16 22:33:27 · 11 answers · asked by risper a 1 in Celebrities

The first letter is what I wrote at first. but I'm not sure about it. I want her back but I don't want to make her think I'm weak or obsessive or anything because it's long. I also want to be honest. The second letter came from someone who shortened it for me, and I like it and I think it would work but the problem is that I didn't write it. Which should I use? Here's the first one:

2007-03-16 22:33:20 · 4 answers · asked by Icebox -0: Never Again 5 in Singles & Dating

my 14 year old has always had a problem talking. at home she talks all the time but her teachers and other people say shes really quiet. if someone talks to her she very rarely talks back, could it be selective mutism?

2007-03-16 22:33:15 · 2 answers · asked by sophie_masson 1 in Mental Health

iam only 17 years old, and i have $3,000 on savings, and $100 and checking account, iam working too. do i have a lot of money on my age? (i have no debt)

2007-03-16 22:33:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

2007-03-16 22:32:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 22:32:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'll give a best answer award to the first person to be able to answer all five correctly.
1. Dora The Explorer...What's Doras' last name?
2. Spongebob Squarepants...Mr. Krabbs lives on what street?
3.Spongebob Squarepants...Planktons first name.
4.Fairly Odd parents...Name of Cosmo and Wandas muscular boss.
5. Jimmy Neutron...Jimmys' dad loves what kind of tasty treat?

2007-03-16 22:32:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-16 22:32:15 · 12 answers · asked by babygirl_of_texas 4 in Polls & Surveys

hi this is 4 years i have to dress up as best from the waste and i have to be very simple and i want to win the competition. pl suggest as to how to go ahead with few things.

2007-03-16 22:32:14 · 1 answers · asked by lucky_vishi 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

their so boring to watch, because u know what the outcome will be

2007-03-16 22:32:07 · 12 answers · asked by c_u_at_thebitterend 2 in Cricket

why is it that thai airways are charging £460 to bangkok on avrrage. yet they fly to vietnam for £330 which is an extra couple of hours.

2007-03-16 22:31:55 · 6 answers · asked by DONNA B 1 in Air Travel

2007-03-16 22:31:53 · 6 answers · asked by suzi Q 2 in Other - Food & Drink

I am curious if the Ricky Gervais Red Nose Day Sketch that included Bono and Bob Geldoff will be included along with the Tony Blair sketch on their latest DVD available from Amazon?

2007-03-16 22:31:51 · 4 answers · asked by dortan 3 in Television

2007-03-16 22:31:51 · 9 answers · asked by MICHEAL A 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

He did cheat and now has a child with the other girl who will put get him into alot of trouble with the police if he does not declare the child. i know in my hart its' wrong but i also feel for him as we have been married for 19 years and with children of our own. What and how can i make my heart go around this one.

2007-03-16 22:31:27 · 7 answers · asked by SANTA A 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Have they ever used them to come to that conclusion? There is no way anything like that is possible.

2007-03-16 22:31:27 · 3 answers · asked by Cinnamon 6 in Mythology & Folklore

I am a Zambian staying in the capital city Lusaka.
I work for York farm Kashima.

2007-03-16 22:31:26 · 10 answers · asked by musavunduka 1 in Internet

rene russo is from leathal weapon, rocky & bulwinkle and brad pitt is from fight club ect.

2007-03-16 22:31:24 · 3 answers · asked by babeluv 3 in Celebrities

Me and my boyfriend have just split up (his decision), I have no idea how to get over him when wherever i am there are things which bring back memories!

2007-03-16 22:31:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What i mean by addressing occations is to see if you can refer me to books i can read so i should know how to address people in different occations without forgeting the master messages to use in each occation. for example in a marriage cerimony, send off, and any other ocation that i can fine my self in the course of my interactions. thanks for your assistance.

2007-03-16 22:31:01 · 5 answers · asked by jb 1 in Psychology

2007-03-16 22:31:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Spanish Football

2007-03-16 22:30:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

I wanted to get a TORX screwdriver set so I can do stuff like on awkward shaped screws in appliances around the home and the car.

I got a recommendation to get the set here:
http://www.screwfix.com/app/sfd/cat/pro.jsp?cId=100189&ts=23564&id=95315

My confusion is how do I get a grip on the end of these bit ? Are you supposed to use them by hand by just grabbing the metal, or is another tool needed for them to clip in to ?

Thanks.
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From site: letsfixit
If the screws have a star shaped centre, then these are TORX or star screws. Most of the standard “screwdriver bit sets” contain 3 or more of the most popular size.If the heads have a small “pip” inside, they will be security screws. You will need a Security Bit Set. SCREWFIX sell a standard sized 33 bit set (D18983) at around £10, but for £15 you can get the 75mm long set (D95315). These are better for removing recessed screws.

2007-03-16 22:30:56 · 2 answers · asked by Narky 5 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

what should l do should l call my doc and when we labour start

2007-03-16 22:30:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

any recommended?? i alredy played "plug in baby" by muse..
any other song...?
please state the song's title with the band name

2007-03-16 22:30:51 · 5 answers · asked by insuhluz 1 in Music

are all men consieted or are there men that like curves?

2007-03-16 22:30:45 · 13 answers · asked by Traveling girl 2 in Adolescent