The man said, "I do, Father." The priest replied, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Father Murphy then walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together right now."
Wishing everybody a Happy St Patrick's Day skycat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-16 22:33:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love a good Irish joke and that one's a cracker !
2007-03-17 06:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the joke and Happy St Patrick's day
2007-03-16 23:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one Happy St Pat's to all
2007-03-16 22:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by james s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it could only happen in Ireland very funny
2007-03-17 01:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-17 00:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by pepe..1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-17 02:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. thats quite funny... hahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-03-16 23:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good, keep giving this kinda jokes
2007-03-16 22:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-03-16 22:39:03 · answer #9 · answered by Sunset 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that thanks
2007-03-16 22:38:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋