No offense pls
i am Egyptian .. semi Egyptian :)
>>>An Egyptian and an American are seated next to each other on a
>>>flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a
>>>fun-game.
>>>The Egyptian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely
>>>declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
>>>The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot
>>>of fun.
>>>He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
>>>you pay me $5, and vice versa."
>>>Again, the Egyptian declines and tries to get some sleep.
>>>The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
>>>answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay
>>>you$500."
>>>This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no
>>>end to this torment, agrees to the game.
>>>The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from
>>>the earth to the moon?"
>>>The Egyptian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls
>>>out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American.
>>>"Okay," says the American, "your turn."
>>>So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes
>>>down with four?"
>>>The American thinks about it. No answer.
>>>Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
>>>references. No answer!
>>>He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the
>>>Internet
>>>and the Library of Congress. No answer.
>>>Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers.
>>>Checks the input. All to no avail!
>>>Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Egyptian and
>>>hands him $500.
>>>The Egyptian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
>>>The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Egyptian and
>>>asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
>>>Without a word, the Egyptian reaches into his wallet, hands the
>>>American $5, and goes back to sleep!
2007-03-10
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