Read this Egyptian joke?

Question

No offense pls
i am Egyptian .. semi Egyptian :)

>>>An Egyptian and an American are seated next to each other on a
>>>flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a
>>>fun-game.
>>>The Egyptian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely
>>>declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
>>>The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot
>>>of fun.
>>>He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
>>>you pay me $5, and vice versa."
>>>Again, the Egyptian declines and tries to get some sleep.
>>>The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
>>>answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay
>>>you$500."
>>>This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no
>>>end to this torment, agrees to the game.
>>>The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from
>>>the earth to the moon?"
>>>The Egyptian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls
>>>out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American.
>>>"Okay," says the American, "your turn."
>>>So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes
>>>down with four?"
>>>The American thinks about it. No answer.
>>>Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
>>>references. No answer!
>>>He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the
>>>Internet
>>>and the Library of Congress. No answer.
>>>Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers.
>>>Checks the input. All to no avail!
>>>Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Egyptian and
>>>hands him $500.
>>>The Egyptian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
>>>The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Egyptian and
>>>asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
>>>Without a word, the Egyptian reaches into his wallet, hands the
>>>American $5, and goes back to sleep!

i will post another one of that type later!

i have more lovely Egyptian jokes but most of them r in my native language :(
i will try to search more jokes of this type for u in English ;)

Answer 1

Very cute, no offense taken. I honestly think that is the first time I have ever heard a joke referred to as an Egyptian joke.

You must have a very interesting heritage...it would be very good if the very smart Egyptian gentleman was your family member.

Have a wonderful day.

Answer 2

Funny! More Egyptian jokes needed!

Answer 3

that in my opinion is the funniest joke ever is the answer a ...um this may take a while ill give you 500 bucks later (i am American i have to give you $500 you only have to give me $5(lol)

Answer 4

hahaha! tiganin!!!!
Post more of Egyptian jokes, I love em.
I know a lot of Egyptian jokes but all dirty ones :p so I'm not posting :d

Answer 5

Very funny. I might try this the next time I fly.

Answer 6

That is a very old joke, but still funny!

Answer 7

Not offended at all. It's a great joke

Answer 8

Haha. I like that, it was funny. Where'd you find this joke off from? =]

Answer 9

I heard this told as a "blonde" joke.

Answer 10

that was really good!i think that just made my day!hmm maybe there should be an answer made up to that riddle!maybe it is a...hmmmm