All categories - 24 February 2007

i'm always here in jokes and riddles so i was wondering, does anyone recognize me? i may have corrected your grammar and/or spelling. just wondering.
and so i don't waste points... a little girl asks her teacher one day," teacher, can my mommy get pregnant?" the teacher responds, "how old is your mother?" the little girl answers,"she's 40" teacher replies,"yes, your mother certainly could get pregnant." the little girl then asks," can my sister get pregnant?" her teacher asks,"how old is she?" the little girl says,"she's 19" teacher says,"yes your sister could get pregnant too." so finally the little girl asks," teacher, could i get pregnant?" teacher smiles ans says," no, sweetheart, you can't get pregnant." so the little boy behind her taps her shoulder and whispers,"see i to;d you we had nothing to worry about!"
alright thats it i just want to know if you guys know me.

2007-02-24 10:35:06 · 5 answers · asked by BrittanyxAriel 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine was a musk beetle. What was yours?

2007-02-24 10:35:03 · 19 answers · asked by : 6 in Other - Home & Garden

explain briefly why they give such color complex

2007-02-24 10:35:02 · 2 answers · asked by guia 1 in Chemistry

2007-02-24 10:34:58 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Electronics

Looking for a new cheesecake recipe, either a dessert cheesecake or savory one.

2007-02-24 10:34:57 · 15 answers · asked by sjv 4 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-02-24 10:34:55 · 8 answers · asked by feralpundit 2 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-02-24 10:34:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

notebooks::: what does all this stuff mean:: #1 intel pentium dual core proc t2060 1 mb cache/1.6 ghz/533 mhz fsb 1gb ddr2 sdram at 533 mhz 160 gb hard drive #2 mobile amd sempron proc3500+ 512 mb ddr2 sdram 533 mhz 1 dimm 60 gb hard drive.::which of these 2 is the better buy? #1 $899 #2 $799. for a basic notebook. what is the difference between a laptop and a notebook. i really dont know this stuff so PLEASE HELP Thankyou

2007-02-24 10:34:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

1. USA and Canada
2. Mexico and central America
3. South America
4. Carribbean
5. British Isles
6. Central Europe
7. Meditteranean
8. Scandinavia
9. Eastern Europe
10. South West Asia
11. Central Asia
12. South Asia
13. East Asia
14. South East Asia
15. Northern Africa
16. Central Africa
17. Southern Africa
18. Australia and the Pacific

2007-02-24 10:34:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-02-24 10:34:34 · 34 answers · asked by Blue 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you take it apart? Do you use saddle soap? I have Farnam leather foam, is that ok? Thanks!

2007-02-24 10:34:32 · 9 answers · asked by guitarxocutie93 1 in Other - Pets

Our 12 year old niece wants one for her birthday and has aked my wife and I to get her one. Should we ask her parents first or send her one with the option of returning it if her parent don't like the idea?

2007-02-24 10:34:29 · 10 answers · asked by phantom stranger 3 in Fashion & Accessories

Best anser wins a freebee

2007-02-24 10:34:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Or just a way to cook a potato.

2007-02-24 10:34:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

help im so skinny im 12 as well and i need to put weight on so can someone help me fast i only weigh 70 pounds or 65 pounds

2007-02-24 10:34:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I realize this may be slightly unpopular, but mine's Jimmie Johnson. I like the whole Hendrick race team, with the slight exception of Kyle Bush. Who's your favorite? And who's going to win tomorrow?

2007-02-24 10:34:18 · 71 answers · asked by taf_48fan 2 in NASCAR

I'm not much of a wine drinker - its does something funny to my stomach. What do you like?

2007-02-24 10:34:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i'm nearly 30 and i'm having the time of my life. me and my boyfriend go out and spend tons of money on each other. i love being spoiled and so does he. we don't have kids so we can afford it easily. i feel like everything is perfect. is it wrong that i may never feel that way (like i want kids)? i love being spoiled and i believe he does too.

2007-02-24 10:34:16 · 14 answers · asked by anonymous 6 in Singles & Dating

My friend said it was....

2007-02-24 10:34:16 · 14 answers · asked by NOT USING Y!A ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!! 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm separated from my wife now 5 months with no end in sight. We have two kids. I tell I love her and all I get is "That's nice". I have no friends as my whole life has been centered around trying to make them happy and doing everything with them. The loneliness is really starting to get to me. I think I'm going nuts. The pain hurts so much can't stand it. We are going to counselling but I don't know if she wants me anymore. How have people dealt with someone not wanting you anymore? We have been married 13 years and have 2 kids. I'm so lonely. I just want her to give me a hug and tell me that she loves me; that's all I want. I try to give her a hug and she pulls away. Help me tell me what I should do? My mom says I should get a good lawyer. I don't want a divorce. I get sick every time I think about us being in a courtroom sitting on opposite sides. Help me!

2007-02-24 10:34:14 · 22 answers · asked by bigdaddy 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I have a NetGear FVS318 router. Today I got a 15MB cable connection. Without the router it really is 15MB, with the router it is down to <9MB. Is there anything I can do? Do I need a new router?

2007-02-24 10:34:11 · 6 answers · asked by TPG 2 in Computer Networking

install limewire for free

2007-02-24 10:34:09 · 2 answers · asked by mark louie 1 in Software

I have requested a later shipping date, which took a week for my recruiter to get me in contact with the right people to be able to request, the the MSGT i talked to told me I need to write a letter and he would submit it. I don't know if this is the proper procedures or just the run around. I have cited that my current ship out date would cause financial hardship on my parents do to a series of event having to do with my medical bills, college loans and other bills. I asked if i couldn't get a new date to be released from DEP with the option to later return. Is it really that difficult to get a date change when you did not already have a job just a guaranteed Aptitude area? what are the chance of my date getting changed. they asked for a notarized letter from my parents, but my parents would prefer I just not enlist.... so instead i gave the option of date change or release. Just wanna know the odds of getting it changed! and what to do if the don't!

2007-02-24 10:34:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

find the equation in standard form, with all interger coefficients, of the line perpendicular to x-5y = 4 and passing through (-3,5).

I am so lost:(

2007-02-24 10:34:02 · 2 answers · asked by chickiejam 1 in Mathematics

i have a regular size fish bowl with two gold fish. i have had them more than a week. this morning small bubbles sort of like foam were around the the top edge of the bowl. are my fish dying?

2007-02-24 10:33:59 · 7 answers · asked by rose 2 in Fish

I'm moving out about 3,000 miles away and sharing a two bedroom apartment with 2 other people. I am not yet 18. My parents are still going to pay for health care, car payments, car insurance, and life insurance since I cannot obtain it myself. My mother is planning on adding me to her credit card and checking account (no, I'm not going to take advantage of my mom), and give me 1,000 to cover rent and other things I will need it for. My job is going to pay 10-12 dollars an hour for 15-20 hours a week. I need to pay for ...

Utilities
Grooming
Groceries
Entertainment
Savings
One-time expenses (deposits, school sport fees, furnishings)
Clothes/Shoes
Internet
Cell Phone
My Pittbull's needs
Gas and Matinence

and my roommates will probably contribute $50-$100 ...
I want to know if this is enough, am I leaving out any expenses, and is it wrong to ask for my roommates for help ...
Thank you very much for your time .

2007-02-24 10:33:56 · 5 answers · asked by onetimerhyme 2 in Personal Finance

I need different foods or products with elements from the periodic table in them. Any will be very helpful. The person who gives me the most will get best answer. Remember these must be common household items!

2007-02-24 10:33:53 · 4 answers · asked by Shay-la♥ 3 in Chemistry

2007-02-24 10:33:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

This doesn't make a bit of sense in my church!

2007-02-24 10:33:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality