i'm always here in jokes and riddles so i was wondering, does anyone recognize me? i may have corrected your grammar and/or spelling. just wondering.
and so i don't waste points... a little girl asks her teacher one day," teacher, can my mommy get pregnant?" the teacher responds, "how old is your mother?" the little girl answers,"she's 40" teacher replies,"yes, your mother certainly could get pregnant." the little girl then asks," can my sister get pregnant?" her teacher asks,"how old is she?" the little girl says,"she's 19" teacher says,"yes your sister could get pregnant too." so finally the little girl asks," teacher, could i get pregnant?" teacher smiles ans says," no, sweetheart, you can't get pregnant." so the little boy behind her taps her shoulder and whispers,"see i to;d you we had nothing to worry about!"
alright thats it i just want to know if you guys know me.
2007-02-24 10:35:06 · 5 answers · asked by BrittanyxAriel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao that joke is hilarious!!! but odd for them to be so young and all! lol and even though i probably saw you around in jokes and riddles, i dont think i know you! sorry!
2007-02-24 11:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke. 8/10. No I don't know you!
2007-02-24 11:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luved the joke!
2007-02-24 13:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NO! that's hilarious! poor kids!
2007-02-24 10:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by Busta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you the one with the big bulge in your belly???
2007-02-24 12:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋