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2007-02-24 10:34:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Well you would get lots of bubble gum and free nylons with seams, left over from WW2, good for your drag act. Being Yanks they would provide the KY jelly. About the welfare claim, pretend you no speak English, this is a good cop out when you caught, but, do you really want to bother with welfare? You might meet a handsome soldier who will marry you(like in Pretty Woman) and whisk you back to The good old US of A and you will live happily ever after.
2007-02-25 07:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by DS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Around $100 a go for squaddies, at least double for orifices (officers). Say 20 gropes a day. That works out at $2000 a day or around 1000 UK pounds.
Which is ironic as one British soldier is worth two US ones any day of the week. Something to do with the training i imagine.
2007-02-24 10:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
There's no welfare in the States and they hate immigrants even though they are all immigrants apart from the native americans but they've slaughtered most of them anyway.
The good news is the American Military is full of gay boys who are afraid to come out so there's a roaring trade there for you; try dressing up as Jesus then they'll be queing up.
2007-02-24 11:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by airmonkey1001 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should make quite a packet over there as rent boy,
from what I hear they're all faggots over there, even the women
look like blokes. You might experience problems with benefits
though, they don't help their own without payment. So they
would not go out of their way for a foreigner
2007-02-24 10:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
you need to understand how our system works. Undocumented people do not get benefits.
as a rent boy? you need to be good. Are you?
2007-02-24 10:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by r1b1c* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest that as soon as you have earned enough you return from whence you came, but preferably before.
2007-02-24 10:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the he11 out of my country .
2007-02-24 10:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't get welfare as an illegal.
2007-02-24 10:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by The Bandie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will get more custom in Westminster.
2007-02-24 11:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get out nowwww!!!!, We have enough people on welfare as it is .
2007-02-24 10:43:15 · answer #10 · answered by charityislove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋