All categories - 24 February 2007

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into
the room in tears.
'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and
this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out.'
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"

2007-02-24 11:39:59 · 14 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Do your guys scratch themsevles a lot?

Mine is chewing on his hindend quite a bit. Not excessively, but enough. He is 3 months old, I have had him for just over a week, and I just started him on the Ferretone (or whatever that oil skin supplement is called) two days ago. He is on mainly Zupreem ferret food and with a mix of Iams kitten chow and cooked meat.

I gave him a bath today to see if that would help (1st one today) and I think it made him itch more.

I am assuming it is a skin dryness problem, any suggestions on remedying it?

2007-02-24 11:39:58 · 4 answers · asked by D 7 in Other - Pets

Would it make a difference if i attached a cover letter for my resumes to pass out at a job fair? I'll be passing out quite a few resumes.

2007-02-24 11:39:57 · 3 answers · asked by Corey H 2 in Careers & Employment

2007-02-24 11:39:56 · 5 answers · asked by R♥bin 4 in Hair

Do you think that we can get Alan Faneca, Aaron Smith and Troy Polamalu all signed that would go a long way to getting back to the Super Bowl??????

2007-02-24 11:39:55 · 11 answers · asked by stlrfn35 3 in Football (American)

i am trying to figure how many frequent flyer points are accumulated

2007-02-24 11:39:49 · 16 answers · asked by re-roof 1 in Air Travel

2007-02-24 11:39:48 · 21 answers · asked by PETER Boy 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-24 11:39:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Anthropology

I have had a computer that i havent used in along time, and thus forgoten the passoword into it. I want to wipe it out, cause i dont have the password, but also because it is cluttered with programs, and virus eaten. As well, i dont remember what else is on there, and just re do everything for simplicity, unless someone knows how to recover a password, without logging into it.

2007-02-24 11:39:45 · 13 answers · asked by carneymaster11 2 in Other - Computers

People say that muscles only grow if you let them rest. Working out 3 times a week proves to be better than 7 due to lil. time to heal . What if the brain works the same. We really don't know so much about the brain. I'm saying that people go to school 5 times a week, constant work on the mind that it has no time to recover or build up knowledge. Maybe thats why we people have only been using 1/10 of their brains. Has anyone tested a real hard mental workout 3 times a week (possibly doing calculus since it requires a lot of thought ranging to timed puzzles throughout a 15 hr perioud) then completly shut down to relaxing and nothing else for a day or 2 then back to hard core mental workout. This would of course have to go for at least a few weeks to see result, (IQ) increase or whatever. I work out a lot and also noticed that there are millions of patturns/relations in nature, why not this one too. Just randomly thinking while stuggling on a calc 2 problem and had to type this up

2007-02-24 11:39:40 · 3 answers · asked by JOE 2 in Mental Health

i just want to sell my house and expect to get 400,000 euros i am fed up with owning property,.i just want to know a bank or institution that can maximise my interest,.i want over 12%per annum is this possilbe,.and is it guarnteeted,.i am single male,.

2007-02-24 11:39:36 · 18 answers · asked by maheery 1 in Investing

im having bad cramps not so heavy blood. im passing blood clots when i use the bathroom but i was just wondering if i can still be pregnant? someone told me that it is possible. i had sex on the 13th and i started 7days later and that person told me that i could be pregnant. is it possible?

2007-02-24 11:39:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2007-02-24 11:39:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 11:39:23 · 7 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Internet

my question is that i had to start a new job because my wife got relocated to texas and i am making 11.00 an hour and im still paying my ex-wife by check every two weeks and wanting to know if i can get the support reduced being im not making as much as i was in florida...but on the other hand my ex and i have never been back in court in 17 years and was wondering if they will raise it because im making more money than i was 17 years ago??

2007-02-24 11:39:21 · 4 answers · asked by svtcobrabrett 3 in Law & Ethics

It has a girl smelling the fabric softener and jumping up and down wearing a green top

2007-02-24 11:39:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-24 11:39:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

answer here:

okay, now tell me how you did it so that i can do it.

2007-02-24 11:39:11 · 5 answers · asked by sean_mchugh6 3 in Mathematics

On 9/11/2007 two towers plus a third 47-story building collapsed in NYC. The third building (WTC 7) was not hit by an airplane and suffered minor damage, yet it still collapsed as if it were a demolition.

The 9/11 Commission claimed that there was a hollow central core in the towers (in fact there were 47 central support columns: Check plans and pictures taken during construction.) They also concluded that the impact of the planes did not bring down the two towers. They claim that fire caused the collapse of the two towers.

Can you give me specific dates, times, places where other steel framed buildings collapsed because of fire?

If not, then I'd appreciate your explaination for the collapse of three buildings at near free-fall speed.

2007-02-24 11:38:59 · 7 answers · asked by Skeptic 7 in Engineering

2007-02-24 11:38:59 · 8 answers · asked by Punkrocker 2 in Wrestling

I recently got back from a trip to London, and all of my friends and I fell in love with the cheap (and apparantly known as super girly) pear wine Lambrini that is sweet and tasty and inexpensive that we can't find in the States anywhere. All kinds of websites say they can ship me a case of 12 for under 20 quid, but none ship overseas. Know any?

2007-02-24 11:38:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I go with my oparents every friday nights to their vollyball games. Since i am 17 they adluts are ok with me subbing on other teams who need players. Therer is this guy there who is married and has 2 kids one is close to my age. Every week he is like staring at me and flirting with me. I am a friendly person so i don't really wanna tell anyone cuz i don't want to make a big deeal about it. I have just started to tyalk to him more online and i know its wrong but i don't want to be mean cuz than i am afired that he will tell my parents about my cell phjone and other things he knows about that inm not suppose to have. WHAT should i do? Im kind of getting creeped out by this.

2007-02-24 11:38:57 · 19 answers · asked by countrybitc89 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Please, does anyone have the key? i would greatly apreciate it

2007-02-24 11:38:57 · 3 answers · asked by xtypoe 1 in Software

I was in the tequila aisle and right after I farted some people came into the aisle, and I hightailed it out of there!

2007-02-24 11:38:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

we will NEVER forget you Dime !!! did you ever see in play? i can still remember that unfaithful day ...i had just got home off the road...RIP Dime 1966-2004 we will NEVER FORGET you Dime

2007-02-24 11:38:55 · 3 answers · asked by Death follows us all 5 in Music

and why is it those seven colours?

2007-02-24 11:38:54 · 4 answers · asked by Imagica 2 in Weather

2007-02-24 11:38:52 · 7 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

...especially when you are from different cultures?

2007-02-24 11:38:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-02-24 11:38:49 · 11 answers · asked by crazy_punkass 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2 questions

1- in the arena does hiting the arrow targets and the sword dummys increase your skills?

2- how can i get level ups faster?

2007-02-24 11:38:47 · 3 answers · asked by a b 1 in Other - Games & Recreation