A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave
birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into
the room in tears.
'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and
this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out.'
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'
'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!"
2007-02-24 11:39:59 · 14 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sitting on an oil rig in the middle of the North sea, that really made me laugh thank you for cheering up my morning
2007-02-24 19:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by pixienaefaebanff 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Sick but funny! 9/10!
2007-02-24 11:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that before but it still makes me laugh.
2007-02-24 11:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
class joke cheers
2007-02-24 11:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by no clue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!I heard it already but it sounds better the second time.
2007-02-24 11:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think that's one of the most bizarre jokes i've read...... funny though x
2007-02-24 11:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by aria 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good x
2007-02-24 11:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by вєтн x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats a good one!
2007-02-24 11:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by UhOH! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was frickin' hilarious, rotflol, i can't believe that, o jeez, that is hilarious
2007-02-24 12:04:34 · answer #9 · answered by mercedes_beamer902006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!!!!!!!!! that was bloody brilliant!!!!! thank you so much for the laugh
2007-02-24 11:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋