I was in the tequila aisle and right after I farted some people came into the aisle, and I hightailed it out of there!
2007-02-24 11:38:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
It happened to me once when I was in the health foodstore, I was on a beans and rice kick then. A woman was standing by me and she roasted me with her eyes. I am above that kind of intimidation and it did not bother me, after all it was not the atom bomb! What the heck.
2007-02-24 11:54:26 · answer #1 · answered by beachloveric 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once farted in the front of a lecture hall, and it was so loud, people didn't know what the noise was at first. they looked around with stupid looks or their faces, until the smell of decayed *** gas hit their nostrils.
Farts can be small or large, but all organic intestinal activity (at least the bacteria inside them) will produce gas, and if it is something the bacteria likes to eat, this can be a lot of Gas. Fun Fun Fun!!!
In France in the last 1800's there was a stage performer called Le Petoman, who farted on stage for the amusement of audiences. He started out bey making a sound that was like the "ripping of ten yards of calico", and it went on from there. Ladies would often faint from laughing so hard during his performance. His secret, was that he learned to suck air into his anus, while swimming in the ocean.... Ah to have a talent like that. His dead body was autopsied but doctor's failed to find anything remarkable about his bowels or anus.
2007-02-25 07:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Boston Bluefish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No respect for Tequila...
couldn't you have waited 'till the 'Mad Dog' aisle?
2007-02-24 11:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by lackadai 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hope you felt better, More room on the outside than the inside.
2007-02-24 11:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!
2007-02-24 13:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by pollywollydoda 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a big high five for ya.Nothing better than sharing.
2007-02-24 11:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excuse yourself young lady!!
2007-02-24 13:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing like the big cheese for a good laugh!!!
2007-02-24 12:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by solicitor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well ain't that TOOTrific!
2007-02-24 12:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by YinxSphinxmen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as you felt better its ok
2007-02-24 11:44:37 · answer #10 · answered by a person of interest 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋