All categories - 24 February 2007

Another man watering his lawn sees him,drops his hose,runs out to the street and yells at the man,
"Hey ,what the f**k are you doing with a crocodile on a leash?"
"I'm taking him to the zoo!" he replies
"thank christ for that" the man says and goes back into his yard.
The next day while gardening ,the man looks to the street and sees the same man,with the same crocodile walking him down the street again
the man runs out to the road once again and screams at the man
"Hey d!ckhead,thought you were taking that crocodile to the zoo?"
to which the man replies
"Yeah,went to the zoo,he loved it,today i'm taking him to the circus!"

2007-02-24 14:03:46 · 13 answers · asked by buddybottle_australia 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In Windows Media Player, with music I downloaded.

2007-02-24 14:03:42 · 4 answers · asked by Spelunking Spork 4 in Software

peopple were saying on thumper talk there was not light switch

wtf????

2007-02-24 14:03:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

We don't listen to Christian music, and I am not sure I like even the kid versions of recent pop songs. Any other suggestions?

2007-02-24 14:03:35 · 23 answers · asked by Jensenfan 5 in Music

2007-02-24 14:03:32 · 26 answers · asked by aarti_s_amin 2 in Wrestling

2007-02-24 14:03:27 · 4 answers · asked by anoop 1 in Programming & Design

i workout 5 days a week and eat sorta healthy...my calorie intake is 1800..how do you get a smaller waist..i want to lose 4 inches in my waist

2007-02-24 14:03:23 · 6 answers · asked by myownsecretarydotcom 3 in Diet & Fitness

Need to know if it's a good idea to keep cookies until they expire, or not?...Thanks.

2007-02-24 14:03:19 · 5 answers · asked by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 in Internet

Now im still young,19, but i had alot of long term relationships that just end badly.
Most of them were "loving" relationships but when it comes down to it, either she leaves me for not changing into somone better or i leave her to have alone time with friends.
No matter how long ive been with somone the relationship still seems "disposibile".
And well to be honest somtimes im in the relationship for selfish reasons, such as stabilty, always knowing that somones there to talk to or hang out with even if my friends are busy, or if i need somthing.

So i ask, how does one TRULY love another? without wanting somthing back in return?

2007-02-24 14:03:16 · 6 answers · asked by mycariscoolerthenurs 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-24 14:03:11 · 11 answers · asked by mnl3387 2 in Dogs

this shirt is cute and i must have it. DO YOU KNOW WERE TO BUY IT???? http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i32/Sango2271994/l_713ae568ab9e018ab5c07def13525893.jpg

2007-02-24 14:03:08 · 5 answers · asked by Bre 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I have a built in floor heater, the pilot light is on but when I turn on the thermostat it won't go on. Could it be that I need a new thermostat?

2007-02-24 14:03:07 · 8 answers · asked by ~♥The Hon♥~ 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

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2007-02-24 14:03:06 · 18 answers · asked by Mr. Smiley 6 in Polls & Surveys

After twenty three years of marriage my wife tells me she doesn't feel special,and I haven't a clue of how to change that I love her with all my heart.We have two kids that are not ideal kids but there our kids.We have a twenty year old son who has graduated from high school but doesn't want to work are go to collage.We have a seventeen year old daughter that gives both of us fits,she has a ghetto fabulous attitude.We both work our tails off.Lately she has become so distant that it scares me.she doesn,t want to come home,she has no intamance and it seems she has no love for me at all.When I try to talk to her about it she really gets distant.I realy can't go into much detail but the long story short is she is not happy and she needs somthing more she needs to feel special.So how do I make my wife feel special,with out braking the bank and flowers an't it.

2007-02-24 14:03:06 · 6 answers · asked by Brandon C 1 in Family

does it maybe save space on your computer??

2007-02-24 14:03:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

she is my daughter and I cannot reach her by email or phone the number has changed

2007-02-24 14:02:53 · 2 answers · asked by roger s 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

do green tea helps burn fat and how. Does matter how many cups fo you drink

2007-02-24 14:02:49 · 10 answers · asked by DANIEL W 1 in Diet & Fitness

what is your experience with this soft ware?

Thank you!

2007-02-24 14:02:45 · 2 answers · asked by russell97yzf 2 in Software

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."

2007-02-24 14:02:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i have to write a paragragh on it and i don't know what it is or does??? help!

2007-02-24 14:02:42 · 5 answers · asked by <3 4 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

OK I LEFT THE MOVIE THEATER AT THE PART WHERE THE COP IS ARRESTING THE MEXICAN NANNY. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT. IF YOUVE SEEN THE MOVIE CAN YOU PLZ HELP ME OUT.

2007-02-24 14:02:42 · 4 answers · asked by amina 1 in Movies

His quote:

"reality has a well known liberal bias..."

2007-02-24 14:02:40 · 7 answers · asked by nostradamus02012 7 in Politics

i want a new whole mouth, but cannot afford it.. i've heard that some dentist does pro bono work.. it would be nice for a dentist to understand why i need a whole new mouth ( bad teeths) and it would boost my morale and self esteem looking for such dentist in san marcos,tx or austin tx..so anyone got any suggestion..?

2007-02-24 14:02:37 · 3 answers · asked by dman 2 in Dental

2007-02-24 14:02:36 · 15 answers · asked by desertskieswoman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone out there tell me the maker/or identify the pattern of this floral sofa. i have searched the internet and im coming up with simular patterns but none that match. i thought it was waverly but ive searched their site and they dont seem to make it. I need to re do one of the cushions. if anyone can identify it it would be most helpfull. i included a link to look at the pict.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g11/twisteddarkchocolate/Picture106.jpg

2007-02-24 14:02:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

There's these two boys that stares at me in school. Like almost everyday.
Do they stare at me because there is not thing to do or something else? Then what is it? Do they like me or somthing?

2007-02-24 14:02:30 · 7 answers · asked by carmen111 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-24 14:02:27 · 6 answers · asked by wreid75034 2 in Other - Education

alot of ppl say dat i will grow over it but i dont thinks so, he's about 50 years old. is there any way dat i can tell him, dat i like him after i graduate. i really want to give dis a try. does anybody have any tips on how i should approach him to tell him about my feelings.

2007-02-24 14:02:26 · 20 answers · asked by Tia07 1 in Singles & Dating

I was just wondering.

2007-02-24 14:02:22 · 8 answers · asked by alexandra0294 2 in Other - Home & Garden

Me n' my friends are joking around and she took the name for my bar except she switched the heart with star... what are some good names like *LONELY HEART BAR*?

2007-02-24 14:02:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events