A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."
2007-02-24 14:02:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMFG. THAT WUZ HALARIOS BESTEST JOKE EVER. 9000000000000000000/10
2007-02-24 14:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny 8/10
2007-02-24 22:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a great one!Living in the south,but raised in the west I couldn't help but to LOL!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-24 22:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by blueeyedbigmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck =P funny but not da first time iheard it
2007-02-24 22:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok if u would have not even have shown this and gota life, u would feel better
2007-02-24 22:14:21 · answer #5 · answered by roger c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL but disgusting
2007-02-24 22:11:03 · answer #6 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! pretty..10/5 thx..
2007-02-24 22:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL literally
2007-02-24 22:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by Preppy Prep Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao thats classic!
2007-02-24 22:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by dani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats disturbing, yet funny
2007-02-24 22:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋