Another man watering his lawn sees him,drops his hose,runs out to the street and yells at the man,
"Hey ,what the f**k are you doing with a crocodile on a leash?"
"I'm taking him to the zoo!" he replies
"thank christ for that" the man says and goes back into his yard.
The next day while gardening ,the man looks to the street and sees the same man,with the same crocodile walking him down the street again
the man runs out to the road once again and screams at the man
"Hey d!ckhead,thought you were taking that crocodile to the zoo?"
to which the man replies
"Yeah,went to the zoo,he loved it,today i'm taking him to the circus!"
2007-02-24 14:03:46 · 13 answers · asked by buddybottle_australia 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it made me giggle because i think crocodiles are cute
heh :)
2007-02-24 14:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was really funny. the men are weird especially the one with the crocodile. good joke. had a good chuckle
2007-02-24 14:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by MSS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I know a guy with a pet alligator, but then again I way down here in florida.
2007-02-24 14:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarios but why would the guy have a crocodile in the first place?
2007-02-24 14:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by Preppy Prep Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tat wuv FUNNY 90000000000/10
2007-02-24 14:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha corny jokes are the best loved it
2007-02-24 14:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by Chibi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that joke..lol 10/5 thx..
2007-02-24 14:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Not bad!
2007-02-24 14:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by Adam B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda dirty but funny
2007-02-24 14:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
i should take my lion out more...
2007-02-24 14:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋