A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front
of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told
a lie."
"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that
one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Tony Blair`s clock?" asked the man.
"Blair`s clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."
2007-02-13
02:23:48
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